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The Tom DeLonge Meltdown Watch 2016 (Meltdown recommenced)

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Fucktarded Half-wits is going to be my new go to for a while ... Trademark.

Remember that time I did that thing a long time ago that everybody laughed at and liked?

Well, I made a t-shirt about it.

It's been approved by some pretty high up people ... We are working on something bigger but I can't talk about it. You'll have to buy my book.

Big announcement coming soon!

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4 hours ago, Speedo said:

In fact, I'm fully okay with Tom draining money from stupid people. I'm on board with it 100%. I'd do the same if I could, take my family on a nice vacation, have a few spa days ... Get a nice house ... Maybe get a German Shepherd and name it "Dubya". 

Fuck, I'd scam you dolts too!

Which reminds me, my record should be out next summer ... Buy now and get the Speedo Autobiography and t-shirt that can totally win you chicks, man.

Any of you fucktarded half-wits wanna invest in Speedo Inc.?

I find it pretty comical that you made this post at the same time as the SNES scam post in the Video Games Thread. You should send that Chinese scam company an email giving them props 

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51 minutes ago, Clarkerpes said:

I find it pretty comical that you made this post at the same time as the SNES scam post in the Video Games Thread. You should send that Chinese scam company an email giving them props 

I fell for it. I looked into what they advertised and it came out legitimate. I had no idea that they could even advertise as being a part of a company that they had nothing to do with. Lesson learned. That's on me.

Sometimes I can be an idiot, that's well known and I don't deny it.

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I get what Speedo is saying in a sense that you have to be punished for stupidity and not blame others. Like I forget to cancel my subscription to the Japanese adult site I signed up with and they hit me with a other $35 charge. My fault. I even said to myself "ya know Oliver you must like to give your money away you dumbass". Or like the other day I forgot to scan my shop rite card to get $5 off my merchandise, Another one where I paid for stupidity.

But Tom is still a piece of shit for doing what he does. It doesn't change that.

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I like how Tom got greedy on the "advanced copy" of this new Poet book (advanced copies just released yesterday). Typically there are only 100 copies available, usually for $100. This time, there are 250. I'd be shocked if they sell all those. They also used to have way more cool perks, the first Poet you could meet Tom at TTS and discuss the script, the first Sekret Machines you could submit questions and Tom shot a private video answering the questions, most others the autograph would at least be personalized... Now it's just like meh, give me $25,000. 

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49 minutes ago, Ry-Bread said:

I like how Tom got greedy on the "advanced copy" of this new Poet book (advanced copies just released yesterday). Typically there are only 100 copies available, usually for $100. This time, there are 250. I'd be shocked if they sell all those. They also used to have way more cool perks, the first Poet you could meet Tom at TTS and discuss the script, the first Sekret Machines you could submit questions and Tom shot a private video answering the questions, most others the autograph would at least be personalized... Now it's just like meh, give me $25,000. 

I think he will sell them. Its only 250. You still have enough idiots out there.

Tom is still marketable, he just isn't marketable relative to the amount of money he needs.

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Is he drawing another crappy self doodle and shoving it on a T shirt for this one too?

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I'm not so sure, they had trouble selling the last few "Advanced Books" (Cathedrals/Strange Times/Gods) with just 100 available and some of those even had a $60 option. I'm sure Poet is *slightly* more popular, but he's really reaching to see how many hardcore TomBots he's got out there. 

$200 investment, $100 book in the past 2 months, it's expensive being a Tom fan. At least for that price you can hang out with Blink for ~30 minutes and get your CDs signed.

I'm sure when it gets an official release date, there will be plenty of bundles available with various T-shirts! Don't you worry @Kay !

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He's spending time responding to jabs from random people on twitter. He's, again, like - wait x amount of weeks and you will see, etc.

How can someone engage in this type of interaction is beyond me. On top of everything he isn't even saying anything meaningful.

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Some people would rather be lead down the garden path by a mad man than face reality. 

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Do the obsessed Ava fans think the Poet Anderson and Cathedrals merch are investments? Who the hell is buying all this nonsense and why?? 

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