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The Tom Delonge Meltdown Watch Thread (Meltdown Inactive)

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My mum kept the surname of her ex husband when they divorced too. He hasn't even bothered with my brother for well over 10 years. My brother intends to change his surname because of it. As for me, I'm a proud bastard! My parents remained friends and pretty much shared me throughout the week.

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17 hours ago, Patient #48273 said:

Remember when you two had an argument about mortgages or something? I think it was in this thread!

 

17 hours ago, NJansaid said:

Is that who that is??  I remember that vividly. I think we capped 8 pages. How lame we are, but at least I wasn't the one trying to sell them.

This thread has been through a lot.

Haha I do remember that. My apologies for a lame discussion that was and I have no intentions of discussing that crap here again. 

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16 hours ago, Clar-ke has herpes said:

It may have already been discussed, but any ideas why Jen is keeping the Delonge name? Just because that's how she has all her followers and is recognized? 

Probably because it's easier than changing your last name which is a giant pain in the ass. 

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23 hours ago, Jane said:

Sure, it's damn cold outside.

Since Scott hasn’t replied to this yet I think it’s safe to assume he’s wanked himself into a coma. 

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44 minutes ago, 2point5 said:

Since Scott hasn’t replied to this yet I think it’s safe to assume he’s wanked himself into a coma. 

I had to log off and go for a cold shower nqat 

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1 hour ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

Just LOL at the guys who post here! Selena Gomez is ugly, Jen is too thin+unattractive, good grief😂

Ooh yeah! 

Selena Gomez looks like a freshman in high school..

Oh wait, makes sense now.

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In that dancing video of Jen, (with her consent) I'd have thrown her over that couch and done bad things to her right then and there. Music going, video camera rolling, blinds open, and (in all likelihood) kids upstairs passed out because she gave them a heavy does of Tylenol Pm.

 

 

 

 

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Tom may have had a hot ex wife, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't have to jerk it alone in his bunk while she's out dancing with schmucks.

He has an army of willing poon at his disposal. 

Skye Hoppus though. If i were in a plane going down next to her, I'd use her ass as an oxygen mask.

You hear that @unicornslut? I'd use your wife's ass as an OXYGEN MASK!

 

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It is true but also sad how just being famous can grant you unlimited.  Tom is a perfect example, gone completely batshit, out of shape, and possibly in heavy debt, but he was super famous 15 years ago so females still have major crushes on him.

I remember that Amy Shark female, very cute and music has taken off, posted on Instagram meeting Tom and looking completely smitten. 

He showed up on a moped and one of those ridiculous helmets on.

Edit: wow does that filter make everything sound creepy and like we're scientists.

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So I think this has been somewhat addressed, but I'm not finding anything definitive on it, and that in itself may be the answer right now, but I'm curious.  It would seem there are hints that Tom and Jen have split.  Do we know if this is definitively true, or just speculation at this point.  I think if she's left him, it may say a lot about where Tom truly is at mentally these days.

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Maybe Tom left her?  He did start To The Stars Academy and released a new children's book afterall.

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The more I see the shit she posts on instagram the more I think that Tom left her.

She seems just as crazy as him. 

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If Tom left her, then its more evidence that he lost his mind. You can't say she's the crazy one when Tom is travelling around going to weird meetings and constantly posting nonsensical walls of text on social media. 

She probably hasn't been laid in years. Tom would rather talk about Depodesta emails or declassified grainy military video clips

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6 minutes ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

If Tom left her, then its more evidence that he lost his mind. You can't say she's the crazy one when Tom is travelling around going to weird meetings and constantly posting nonsensical walls of text on social media. 

She probably hasn't been laid in years. Tom would rather talk about Depodesta emails or declassified grainy military video clips and fuck groupies, who want to fuck him, in all ways imaginable.

 

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