Ghent

He could clear the Savannah after every meal

Are ya achin? (yep yep yep) For some bacon? (yep yep yep)

I wouldn't mind having a small vial of your bodily fluid

Chinese bots, no idea why they're hitting us lately

Reminder that we have an ignore feature that completely blocks a user. PM if you need assistance

Are you introducing articles of impeachment against Oliver?

My balls have wrinkles, but the shaft? Not so much

I want to see some raccoons!

Where we goin?

Reaction limits have been lifted. Unleash the crabs!

Are you Canadian? Are you trustworthy? Do you want to mail a mini skateboard? If so, hit me up!

Was it a Ben Shapiro video?

Yet I get scolded for giving CC warnings

Make that "Manchild"

You can call me "Juice"

Like a bottle full of crude, that washed up in the tide.

I give him a 7/10

Endless summer stretching on and on... ?

I've been lost since 1999 ?

Orville Redenbacher Naturals: Simply Salted is the way to go

I will not rest until I get those nudes. In honor of Kevin

It's called a "status update" so closer to Facebook than DM

Ever eaten at the Low-Cal Calzone Zone?

Oliver is a Trump supporter.

Anyone down for a dip in the hot tub?