Speedo

I made a garden salad for dinner, it was okay.

Everyone talks about how big their dick is but, guys, let me tell you something ... it's a burden sometimes.

I have to poop. 

You guys wanna see my vagina?

Err'body in da club getting tipsy!

Board broke.

I'm gonna start an OnlyFans. How much would you guys pay to see my butthole?

I must confess, I still believe ...

My loneliness is killing me ...

To be or not to be?

Easy. 490.

Royal: Fuck the family

Royal the Fuck Family!

Boogada Boogada Boogada

You're a special girl, you're not like my grandma 'cause she dead and you're not.

There’s a guy named Fred and he’s got a pair of slacks.
Oooh Fred’s got slacks!

This conversation makes me want to flush fish. Dead, alive, healthy, sick, it's whatever.

They fucking die, Bagel ... they die and he loved them so much and you know what? They loved him even more! Everything you ever love will die!

I've only ever cried at Where the Red Fern Grows.

 I'm Ricky Bobby, if you dont chew Big Red, then fuck you!

Jan, you're overdoing that joke. 

"Oim may. May be. Goidama. Oi am. Oi Kahn. Sing anne. Year may. Know may."

- Tom 

She's legal, feeling_kids.

S-s-s-s K-k-k-k E-e-e-e L-l-l-l E-e-e-e Ton-ton-ton-ton Dance

Doo doo doo da doo doo

I have a surprise!