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  1. Giraffes are tall.

    Turtles are gay.

    Come to Burger King and have it your way.

  2. Giraffes are tall.

    Turtles are gay.

    Come to Burger King and have it your way.

  3. Giraffes are tall.

    Turtles are gay.

    Come to Burger King and have it your way.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It was a poem and I spoke from the heart you son of a bitch!

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  4. Who got the hooch, baby. Who got the only sweetest thing in the world

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Well, it’s been a while since I heard that.

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  5. Interesting find, not sure if you knew of this before, but I just found out you have an interesting castle in your state:

    The guy that owns the castle has his own tiktok and youtube where he's fixing the place up as well (I'm just going to link the tiktok since the tiktok bio has the youtube channel in there)
    https://www.tiktok.com/@santafecastle

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I’m going to invade the fucking thing. Long live King Speedo!

  6. One week and we'll be enjoying the new album🥳

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Some will, others will be bitching about production and mixing choices.

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  7. I feel like I much prefer pop punk to emo. Though that may change to nu-metal. RATM is moving up in the ranks.

  8. If a new song drops in the next 24 hours, I’ll post a picture of my testicles.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Much like my testicles, a new song did not drop.

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  9. Cunt.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” and “where’s the beef?” were famous slogans here in the 80s. It’s a play on those. I’m not bad at anything, I’m an artist, you uncultured swine!

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  10. I now have my own Music PR agency 🎆

    Looking for artists to work with! 

  11. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I asked about it and this was my mom’s response:

      “Our energy bill hasn’t exceeded $120 since we got them. We pay a monthly loan payment plus an extra $75 to pay it down faster. You get a city rebate and an IRS rebate that equals about $9k of Im remembering right. We used the rebates to pay down our loan. I think we owe less than $10k on a $30k loan now. I think the thing that helped us most was new ac and roof plus the UV window screens we installed. And remember there are other charges like gas that are in our CPS bill.”

      To me it doesn’t seem all that worth it but they seem to feel alright about it.

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  12. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
  13. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I’ll ask for you. I do know that my parent’s was damaged in a recent hail storm and it’s being covered by insurance with the rest of the roof and being replaced.

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  14. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      My parents do, I can probably get information if you have some questions.

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  15. Clarke is still probably farting out little Olivers this morning

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Probably thinks chocolate semen comes from black people too!

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  16. Clarke is still probably farting out little Olivers this morning

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      He’ll never get the stain out of those Spider-Man undies.

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  17. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I started last night, feeling a little bloated today but not bad. I assume that’ll go away once my system gets better.

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  18. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

  19. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I have a giant container of Benefiber that I’ve never used. I always thought it would cause worse shits.

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  20. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Bagel rage quit because we didn’t take Clarke’s rape story seriously.

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  21. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

  22. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

  23. We said “don’t let the door hit your ass”!

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