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  1. Matt.

    Ghost fart.

  2. Matt.

    It means culture has gone to shit.

  3. Matt.

    CHIEFS!!!

  4. Matt.

    Let’s fucking go!

  5. Matt.

    Wubba Lubba dub dub, bitches.

  6. Matt.

    Congratulations, Oliver!

  7. Matt.

    It’s a beautiful day.

  8. Matt.

    You've never seen your neighbors take a dump. Boom, Matrix.

    1. Scotts Engineer

      Scotts Engineer

      Seems like the realization about the groceries really got to you? Din't it?

    2. Matt.

      Matt.

      This was a month ago, Jan. Get yourself together, you fucking embarrassment.

    3. Scotts Engineer

      Scotts Engineer

      Milk.

  9. Matt.

    Happy May 16th!!!

  10. Matt.

    Day 2 after food poisoning and I’m still afraid to fart.

  11. Matt.

    https://youtu.be/zNWQvhSUbro

  12. Matt.


    Nah, this one.

  13. Matt.

    You guys remember that refrigerator raider commercial? 

  14. Matt.

    I want waffles.

    1. Scotts Engineer

      Scotts Engineer

      wut brand?

  15. Matt.

    Double Covid and now food poisoning! God hates you!

  16. Matt.

    Try some different notes, Jan.

  17. Matt.

    I suppose it could be “feigning” as well. I wish you wouldn’t force people into guessing games to figure out what the hell you’re talking about, Janet.

  18. Matt.

    The wording you’re looking for is “fiending”, Jan, you fucking idiot.

  19. Matt.

    I stole it from a meme I saw!

  20. Matt.

    I don’t separate my laundry by whites and colored, that’s how NOT racist I am.

  21. Matt.

    I have not had enough coffee.

  22. Matt.

    I have had too much coffee.

  23. Matt.

    Max says everybody’s angry …

  24. Matt.

    You people need to learn how to let jokes breathe.

  25. Matt.

    Just to fuck with you.

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