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  1. Everyone talks about how big their dick is but, guys, let me tell you something ... it's a burden sometimes.

  2. I have to poop. 

  3. You guys wanna see my vagina?

  4. Err'body in da club getting tipsy!

  5. I'm gonna start an OnlyFans. How much would you guys pay to see my butthole?

  6. I must confess, I still believe ...

  7. My loneliness is killing me ...

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      It's Britney bitch!!!

  8. To be or not to be?

    1. Jan Backing Track
    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Why? Because of Hamlet? You're being weird tonight, Jan.

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Bee movie ! 

  9. Royal: Fuck the family

  10. Royal the Fuck Family!

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      You should never fuck your family ! Good rule to live by 

  11. Boogada Boogada Boogada

  12. You're a special girl, you're not like my grandma 'cause she dead and you're not.

  13. There’s a guy named Fred and he’s got a pair of slacks.
    Oooh Fred’s got slacks!

  14. This conversation makes me want to flush fish. Dead, alive, healthy, sick, it's whatever.

  15. They fucking die, Bagel ... they die and he loved them so much and you know what? They loved him even more! Everything you ever love will die!

  16. I've only ever cried at Where the Red Fern Grows.

  17.  I'm Ricky Bobby, if you dont chew Big Red, then fuck you!

  18. Jan, you're overdoing that joke. 

  19. "Oim may. May be. Goidama. Oi am. Oi Kahn. Sing anne. Year may. Know may."

    - Tom 

  20. She's legal, feeling_kids.

  21. S-s-s-s K-k-k-k E-e-e-e L-l-l-l E-e-e-e Ton-ton-ton-ton Dance

    Doo doo doo da doo doo

  22. I have a surprise!

  23. Do you still live in angry days?

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Can you grow out of senseless hate?...Senseless hate

      *sexy Chris flippin riff ensues

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