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Speedo

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Status Updates posted by Speedo

  1. I was thinking of getting a bagel this morning.

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I approve this message. Lather that thing in Lurpak!

  2. Today I gambled on a fart and lost.

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      It's shit, alright!

    3. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      Clean yourself up, you’ll be right! No need to get down in the dumps about it.

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Hahahah! You win, you glorious son of a bitch!

  3. Of course you'd pick the profile with the 12 year old girl in the photo.

    1. Feeling_This_1

      Feeling_This_1

      I assumed it was a man based on the epic name ..she looks like an old hag in the pic though. 

    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Wow! So, 12 is too old for you?

  4. And then we will set up a sting operation to catch you!

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Good one, retard.

    3. Feeling_This_1

      Feeling_This_1

      I don't feel safe with this cyber stalking. You should be banned from the sections I'm allowed in, so we will never cross paths

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Thanks for clearing that up for us lol

  5. Said the victims ...

  6. No, that's not correct.

    The answer is "they both finger minors".

  7. Do you guys know what @Feeling_This_1 has in common with guitar players?

  8. I've never seen that username before in my life.

  9. At his trial, the judge asked @Feeling_This_1 "How does 5 to 10 years sound?" He replied “Sexy.”

    1. Feeling_This_1

      Feeling_This_1

      O great you bought another pedophile joke book! The only one here who's been in court, is you

    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Oh okay! Lol

  10. Someone call interpol, I'm on the loose!

  11. Everyone loves Pizza but Feeling_Kids was trying to give you his Italian sausage.

  12. Ghent's in his 30s.

  13. Stay. Good, boy!

  14. Ghent always gets my references. #teamdad

  15. I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily-dee. 

  16. Can you guys please promise to play nice while I'm working? When I get back I'll take you bastards out for ice cream. 

  17. They do and you're one of them. 

  18. Jan is a penis wrinkle.

  19. To the zoo and I'm driving! Everyone on the shortbus, now!

  20. My Uber driver today was Quincy, he's covered in prison tats but he was a solid dude and riffed with the best of 'em! 5 stars and a high tip for you, Quincy!

  21. They didn't even stick around long enough to answer you, Kay!

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