Speedo

Quite a few artists are canceling entire tours. It could be worse. They’re old, what are you gonna do?

I keep telling Tom to wash his hands and he won’t do it.

Who do you think named him Jan?

Your name is Janet not Janice and I sure as shit didn’t give you Krampus the III.

Good job, Jan.

Disarm by Smashing Pumpkins @Jan Loves Noodles I finally figured it out.

Why the fuck does this remind me of a song?! I can’t place the song though.

Hey now, let’s calm down. Don’t be saying things you don’t mean.

Jan trying hard not to call something “underrated”, “mid”, or “overrated”.

Still waiting for fucking Brain Candy.

Rybread sucks dog dicks.

From your lips to god’s ears, Lenny.

Nah. You’ll get it eventually.

This isn’t it either.

You really had a chance here and you fucking squandered it. All the work I put into showing you the way and you let me down so hard.

You say it all the time, for literally everything you like … that and fucking “mid”. Everything is “underrated” or “mid”, Jan, you talk like an asshole.

Has anyone taken count of how many things Jan thinks are underrated?

Sellouts don’t get likes, Jan.

I thought they weren’t doing that this tour?

It’s all the songs that didn’t make the cut on the original album. They were already basically finished, all they did was finalize them, mix and ship off to mastering. The turnaround is quick ‘cause they were already basically done.

forgot about this one.

Endo as in Endodontics? Is your music like a root canal?

Not even any Christie Road!

lol

Fap, this is getting out of hand now. Please stop, the other kids are starting to talk.