Speedo

I want waffles.

Double Covid and now food poisoning! God hates you!

Try some different notes, Jan.

I suppose it could be “feigning” as well. I wish you wouldn’t force people into guessing games to figure out what the hell you’re talking about, Janet.

The wording you’re looking for is “fiending”, Jan, you fucking idiot.

I stole it from a meme I saw!

I don’t separate my laundry by whites and colored, that’s how NOT racist I am.

I have not had enough coffee.

I have had too much coffee.

Max says everybody’s angry …

You people need to learn how to let jokes breathe.

Just to fuck with you.

Raycon earbuds suck dick.

Tulu is a wimp.

I'm Batman.

I am fucking bored to fuck.

It doesn't have to stand, it can find a chair and sit. I don't care, as long as the dishes get done. 

Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

Captain Everything! was a great band, they deserved more attention than they got.

Well, he doesn't have a choice ... wouldn't want to disappoint his fan.

David Kennedy is the type of guy to have Depf as a fan.

Geez, you try and start something nice and the dingbats come and shit all over it.

Speedo Tips #2: All dicks may be beautiful but that doesn't make them useful.

Speedo Tips #1: Do not call your grandma "sugartits".

We've been eating too much fast food lately, my body is revolting.