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  1. Maybe a soul you'd sell for Mass Appeal

  2. Long time

    sunshine, long time 

    sunshine upon me 

  3. No more soiled nights alone 

  4. Vanilla? Like the ice cream?

  5. On these boards...tomato would win 

  6. I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It does smell delicious! 

  7. Grape scented you say? What about my legs ? Do you need legs? Take them 

  8. Anyone wanna trade pogs ? 

  9. I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Even at your worst you are better than most.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedo why can’t I love react a status reply ? Anyway, love react you  beautiful specimen x x

  10. RIP DOUG - We love u buddy

  11. Finally googled Krampus...pass the Xanax

  12. You deffo used an Abacus to work that out 

  13. Stop fucking my family!

  14. I'm here without you babyyyy, but you're still on my lonely mind. I something something dream about you allll the time

  15. Fuck the Royal Family x x 

  16. Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton 

  17. Also RIP to your fish Jan, the little fella is swimming majestically in the big fish bowl in the sky

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Oh, it's definitely swimming in a bowl, alright!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Brad Religion dammit Speedo!! Flushhhh

    3. Hurt - oh oh
  18. I think im attached to this board, I can't remember what else I used the internet for?

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Yang Gang was Punk Rockhahah - do you ever cruise the board on your phone ? 
       

       Like I’m addicted to seeing the little red notification appear. If I have 3 or more...I feel validated and that my life has amounted to something. I would rather that than get a text from someone. What is happening . The claws are in deep 

    3. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      I used to but it gets truly exhausting trying to reply back to all the snarky comments and discussions, having to go back and fix a million grammatical errors your phone made and then questioning your use of time for fixing grammatical errors on a message board like this...also, I just sort of had a crisis about laying down and surfing my phone for hours every day after work instead of doing things, a desktop allows me to just focus on it until my back is stiff and then go do something else.  I'm with you on the notifications thing, I know there's a poster that goes back and likes all your old posts at once so you have 40 notifications, only to get furious it clutters your noti box and is all old junk (monkey wrench I think his name is), and the days when I have none I'm always confused if I just need to refresh it and feel an innate sense of loneliness if it is in fact none after.

      I hope that answers your question.

    4. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      I’m 95% phone browsing. It’s just easier.

  19. Watch it twenty, I will kiss you

  20. Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I just hope I go first, my friend. It's selfish but I couldn't go on without you.

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Wrath of Margie Whipple we’ll go into that long good-night together, riding majestic steads into oblivion my brother 

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Go we shall but not gently! Let's flush this bitch!

  21. Wtf has happened haha. The flushing fish thing was...a joke. I didn’t actually cry into a halo book either but 

    1. Patient #48273

      Patient #48273

      You can't make jokes like that in the presence of sociopaths. They don't understand the nuances.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Patient #48273 the nuances just don’t quite  translate over the keyboard. Unless...have...have I become schrodingers douchebag ? Comment backfired = joke.

       

      ..you live long enough to become the villain

  22. Even Grandma? I better call her.

    I see it as they simply became one with the force. Ice becomes water, water becomes vapour, vapour becomes water which freezes and becomes ice. So what is it, really? We are all the same thing  and I love u.

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