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  1. _Bagel

    You are way to beautiful girls ? 

  2. _Bagel

    Your way to beautifuuuuul girls, that’s why it would never work

    they have you suiciiiidal, suiciiidal when they say it’s ovaaaa

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You put this song in my head and I listened to it last night ... I forgot the bass line was Stand By Me!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosuch a banger isn’t it. Stand By Me? The Pennywise hit? Eyyy ?

  3. _Bagel

    You have united the boards, sir. Take a collective dump on my chest 

  4. _Bagel

    David Kennedy the kind of guy to pee sitting down 

    1. Drama-Free Jan

      Drama-Free Jan

      and poops standing up, if I'm not mistaken.

  5. _Bagel

    Don’t dream it’s over 

    Hey now...heEY nowwww

  6. _Bagel

    yo...I miss my man @Depf

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Depfdid you make round 2? I simped out. How was it? 
       

      I’ll get my love egg collection sorted in order of diameter 

  7. _Bagel

    Maybe a soul you'd sell for Mass Appeal

  8. _Bagel

    Long time

    sunshine, long time 

    sunshine upon me 

  9. _Bagel

    No more soiled nights alone 

  10. _Bagel

    Vanilla? Like the ice cream?

  11. _Bagel

    On these boards...tomato would win 

  12. _Bagel

    Jimmmaaaaaay

  13. _Bagel

    I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It does smell delicious! 

  14. _Bagel

    Grape scented you say? What about my legs ? Do you need legs? Take them 

  15. _Bagel

    Anyone wanna trade pogs ? 

  16. _Bagel

    I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Even at your worst you are better than most.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedo why can’t I love react a status reply ? Anyway, love react you  beautiful specimen x x

  17. _Bagel

    RIP DOUG - We love u buddy

  18. _Bagel

    Finally googled Krampus...pass the Xanax

  19. _Bagel

    You deffo used an Abacus to work that out 

  20. _Bagel

    Seventy times 7

  21. _Bagel

    Stop fucking my family!

  22. _Bagel

    I'm here without you babyyyy, but you're still on my lonely mind. I something something dream about you allll the time

  23. _Bagel

    Fuck the Royal Family x x 

  24. _Bagel

    Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton 

  25. _Bagel

    Also RIP to your fish Jan, the little fella is swimming majestically in the big fish bowl in the sky

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Oh, it's definitely swimming in a bowl, alright!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Brad Religion dammit Speedo!! Flushhhh

    3. Drama-Free Jan

      Drama-Free Jan

      thanks.

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