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MGK glazer says what??

lol why? I find him quite handsome. Not as handsome as you of course, but he is the Coight we have at home here in the States 💙

Was scrolling Reddit and for a second there I thought I had spotted our boy @Coightstradamus in the wild

California is 10 years old today. wtf.

Yea and if I didn’t fuck your mom, you wouldnt exist on this earth. But thats just not reality now, is it?

You do realize the Offspring broke before Johnny Knoxville, right? If anything, he would be the one biting them. Debating you is like debating a child whose brain hasn’t fully developed yet. And they still look a million times better than any outfit MGK wears.

I don’t think you want to go down this road, bud.

It only worked for chumps who don’t know ball and don’t care about authenticity. Imagine trying to diss a legendary punk rock band under the same breath as defending MGK. Absolutely pathetic stuff here, Jan.

It’s what makes it even more phony. Would you accept other pop/punk bands having everyone else write and record their songs for them, all the while theyre taking photo shoots with instruments acting like they were the ones playing them? If MGK was fat and balding, he wouldn’t have even sold 10 records because at the end of the day the music is garbage. You are coping hard. i.e.- MGK literally had a hair transplant before his career took off in the mainstream. It is all image, no substance with him. PERIOD.

Aka you can’t discuss the facts. You only have your whack ass opinion to give. Nobody cares bro. Tickets to My Downfall is cheeks, and MGK was barely involved in creating it. FACTS

Facts aren’t bait, jackass. You are delusional. Enjoy living in your fantasy land of make believe where MGK made a legitimate and good pop/punk record. It was merely cosplay written, performed, and produced by other people.

Literally every single criticism Jan has for Paradox can, and should be, applied to MGK. And yes that includes Tickets to My Downfall. Literally just sounds like someone asked AI for blink or MCR or whatever trendy emo/pop punk band you want to name. Dude had 20+ songwriters and barely played guitar on the album despite acting otherwise with all his guitar photo shoots and pink aesthetic. He was clearly pushed by the industry, it’s so lame now. Shit is so fucking corny, and the music is atrocious. Keep coping, Jan!

@scoobs you care to rebuke my claims or are you just going to clown me for spitting facts about your favorite Pedo MGK?

Nope. That MGK record was and is trash, fuck off with this homage shit lol. Dude played guitar on only 1/3 of the record but was prancing around for photo shoots with guitars like he is Kurt Cobain. The literal definition of cosplay. Cope harder

Somehow I glossed over this earlier. I thought you were dissing MGK. He does not, nor does that album, get a hall pass. MGK is way worse than Paradox. They are at least a real band, he just cosplays. Fuck outta here with MgK GeTs a HaLL PaSs

I sound like a hater tho which im not being lol. Jan had accused me of being a paradox fan a couple weeks ago in a text…which I don’t know where he would ever get that impression, it’s like he doesn’t even know me 😢 he is the real Paradox hater though anyways, even if you’re 80 years old and poppy generic pop punk is your Jam, carry on and enjoy!

I agree. It’s cool theyre having fun and some success, im not hating on that. But a grown man (or woman- before Kay tries to call this comment sexist) has no business listening to generic and formulaic copy cat pop/punk. Im good on that lol

One of @Jan Mortensen’s favorite bands

You mean like your favorite fashion punk rock icon MGK?

Yea saw that post yesterday. Pretty cool!

Who is Phoebe Bridgers? Is that the chick that went topless in that old school teen movie ?

Are you smoking crack again? I haven’t commented in here in a minute. You should have quoted me if you had something specific in mind. You said “then explain this…” which implies it is in response to something i said. That’s not for me to figure out if you want a proper response, my guy. Learn how to communicate

What am I supposed to explain? You must be lost or discombobulated after losing Giannis.

Why do you think this would trigger me? lol I love Tom’s playing…he greatly inspired me…key word playing though…im not a big fan of the backing tracks doing that for him I was jerking off and playing Tom riffs before you ever got your first boner, bud.