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FAPLORD

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  1. Wtf is your new profile picture? That some sort of Teenage Mutant Ninja Milwaukee Buck?

    1. Jan Mortensen

      Jan Mortensen

      That's actually Emmett Goff, Jared Goff's brother.  He hasn't made the team yet but they're working on it.  They say he might bring Detroit Lions their first championship.

    2. FAPLORD
  2. You don’t know ball. 

    1. Spoiler

      I miss us 

       

  3. I’m thinking about starting a band and calling it The Surgery Recital…thoughts?

    1. Jan Mortensen

      Jan Mortensen

      Yeast Infection

    2. FAPLORD

      FAPLORD

      Tell your mom I’m sorry about that 

  4. Jan is Forever Faithful to Deez Nuts 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Jan is a glutton for gonads!

    2. Jan Mortensen

      Jan Mortensen

      They're cozy 🤷‍♀️ what can I say

  5. Hope you’re enjoying The Office, and no I do not mean the television show ;)

  6. What did you do to get banned?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Farted and blamed the dog.

    2. Ghent

      Ghent

      What did he do NOT to get banned is the real question

    3. Coightstradamus

      Coightstradamus

      How is he meant to answer if he’s banned?

  7. You smell, take a shower. 

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