Jan Mortensen

That's actually Emmett Goff, Jared Goff's brother.  He hasn't made the team yet but they're working on it.  They say he might bring Detroit Lions their first championship.

Sure bro 👍 

No

Yeast Infection

They're cozy 🤷‍♀️ what can I say

he NeEds A TecHnoWogy BrEaK.

Bagels been on some shit lately.  

Yeah they're fucking mid as hell.  Just like Green Day, the Beatles, the people chose them and went with it even though bands like blink 182 are better.

Thanks Ghent.  You're a great mod.  Something I don't think @Russel Coighthas been too reminding of.  Something to keep in mind.

Casey and not spamming the boards

Nothing wrong with that.  I think it's the most fair approach with how batshit many religious followers have become (always been a thing, but when one of the 'most trusted religions' in the states comes out with the priests and pope molesting people, it's hard to not drift away from it).  Then, instead realizing how similar religions are, and who's really right? etc etc.  I know being agnostic is being sac-religious, but I try to believe if there is a God out there, he would understand the skepticism as long as you try to be a good person still, it would get forgiven?  If not, holy shit, those are some intense rules to abide by and I don't know anyone outside a select few that follow their religious beliefs and morals to a t.

Lol!  I didn't think of using Kings of the Weekend, one of the California lesser tracks, in a joke.  It worked.  Thank you!

There's no evidence that supports it couldn't have been that day. 

Milk.

Seems like the realization about the groceries really got to you? Din't it?

Bro.

'Woke' about being the fact of not being woke.  Very woke of you.

Yeah but it's just a product of capitalism.  You will always have self-righteous bros who don't have to work hard enough to live comfortably and someone like Elon Musk is their smart innovative bro that is cooler than the libertarian developer dweeb behind the scenes.

He's a perfect example of a product of capitalism where douches often rise to the top.

Anyone who thinks GM and other motor companies won't adapt a better Tesla self driving car in the near future when it becomes a thing are delusioned.

I don't want to hear about his other stuff.  

Give anyone smart that amount of money and they will do better things with it.

:_( You can still have beer though right?

wut brand?

Not true man.  Hurtful to read this tbh.

Dick or disc?

you're a monster.

General wisdom in which you should be following frequently.