Aria Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 WILL KEVIN BOUNCE BACK FROM HIS RECENT LOSS & CLAIM A SPOT ON THE SCOREBOARD? GET COCKY, BOYS CURRENT SCORE: D@vid-4 Kevin-0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epi... Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 So I woke up this morning next to this gorgeous bitch. My plan last night went off without a hitch. At the party last night, I was spittin' my game, And to be perfectly honest, I never learned her name. But she was entranced by my looks and charm, So I figured a good fuck wouldn't do me no harm. So I devised a plan to get her in bed, And in no time at all, she was giving me head. This, my friends, is the story of my life, When you look like me, you have no strife. I'm hot, I'm jacked, and I'm never wrong. Two days without pussy is way too long. All my friends wanna be like me, And I don't blame them, cuz you can see That I'm the hottest ticket in town, When girls talk to me, they never frown. Some people tell me "It must be hard to be you," So I just tell them "Yeah man, it's true, I'm constantly out being chased by ladies, And I fuck so much, I can't believe I don't have babies, It's a real tough job, and I gotta do it, Cuz if it was you, Kev, you would've blew it. It takes a real man to do what I do, A REAL man Kev, not someone like you." So is this battle over? I think that it's done. Cuz I'll tell you right now, I already won. Man, even my rhymes are some of the best. I'm a lyrical genius who stands out from the rest. So think twice Kevin Talbot, before calling me out, Put your tail between your legs, if you have any doubt. If you mess with me, you'll fall flat on your face, I'm fucking done here. This shit is ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aria Posted July 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I liked them both a lot but I'm feeling David's a bit more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 David Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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youwontknow Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Epi you my boy. david Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dani_cx Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 both were good but, david. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Siobhan. Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Gotta say David. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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