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Battle #16 Thongrider vs Cookies


Aria

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Cookie song!

Nowadays i gotta say

That all I really want is cookies

Oreos or Maryland both of them are pretty grand

But the ones I’ve really craved

Are those who are homemade

Whoah yeah

1 year ago or so

I had a little cookie

A pleasure of the flesh

Mouth was open eyes were shut

Filled with choc-ah-let and nuts

Whoah yeah!

Don’t gamble on me

I’m not your zombie

You surely will lose

Cause I’d gain one of your legs

And you’d be one (of those) who begs

Don’t you know that beggars never choose?

Gambling is not my style

But doing it is worth the while

I’m gonna take it all to the bookie

Straight from the horses face

But I don’t have one in this race

I just want a cookie

Nanana

I treasure when they’re fresh

Those lovely yummy cookies

So nice and sweet so rad indeed

Hot enough to arouse

They melt in my mouth

Whoah yeah

When I was just 16 I had a dream

That I ate a cookie

As I get old and they get cold

I still can’t get enough

When I’m awake they still hold up

Whoah yeah

If I had a dollar for every time I cried

Over someone who I used to love

I’d spend those cash

On getting trashed

Puke on the bed and on my rug

If I had a cookie

For all the girls that made me sad

I’d eat a pile

Then I’d smile

And it all wouldn’t be so bad

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I see you, in my mind's eye

I focus, it's like a lullabye

But it's bittersweet

And all I think of

Is all the deceit

When I think of us

Because 1 cup of sugar and 2 cups of flour will give me the shits

I simply can't resist, they're so deceptively delious

They're worth every butt ache

They're worth all the pain

Even when my anal blood vessels burst from all the strain

I see you, laying over there

I turn away, it's like a nightmare

I always ask myself

What did I do to deserve this

After I eat my twelfth

Scrumptious cookie

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