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Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this.

Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened......

 

But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth!

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4 minutes ago, Ghent said:

Neal is definitely a virgin

hey don't invite me to be a part of your blue balls club. i heard there's a great book out there for people like you that want to get laid.

I'm glad that you two agree on something for once though

 

 

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Did he tap this too? 

 

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2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this.

Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened......

 

But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth!

LOL!

i missed you, man. your made up stories is exactly what this board's been missing These couple weeks

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1 minute ago, Kay said:

Did he tap this too?

Doubt it, she's fugly

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1 minute ago, Kay said:

Did he tap this too? 

 

he clearly did, omg i can see her bra. a bra! totally tapping that.

i'll be back in two minutes

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2 minutes ago, Neal said:

LOL!

i missed you, man. your made up stories is exactly what this board's been missing These couple weeks

Of course its "made up". Sex doesn't happen! Its a myth. Says the guy who isn't getting laid.

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2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Two weird looking tombots at a meet and creep.

Nope.

don't Project your lack of sex on tom and his fans. Pretty sure he winked before this Picture was taken. i'd like to tell you more but.. #brocode

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2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Of course its "made up". Sex doesn't happen! Its a myth. Says the guy who isn't getting laid.

hey just because i don't conclude from two people in a Picture to sex doesn't mean that tom isn't getting laid. i'm just not so insecure about my sex life that i Need to constantly bring it up

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9 minutes ago, Kay said:

Did he tap this too? 

 

Good lord I hope not. 

Sidenote: the kid's head looks photoshopped? 

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That picture is just all around hilarious. Tom looks like a bozo as well lol

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all I'm going to say is that you people have a strange relationship with Tom Delonge.

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lol wanting 2 fuck or fuck womin when ur a male isnt abnormal

what is, is thinking that its not normal to want to fuck womin,

 

think about it ghenty, if every male didnt want to fuck any womin

no male would fuck any womin, therefore u wouldnt exist ghenty,

because ur dad fucked ur mom and he enjoyed that and he didnt say "oh no, i must not fuck womin, fucking or thinking about fucking womin is bad"

 

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Right now in the brains of Ghent and Oli: Whoa if I was Tom Delonge I'd totally have sex with the office milf, and her sister, and her cousin, and her other cousin. No way Tom doesn't have sex with the office milf.

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1 hour ago, oliver_makes_good_points said:

aha he taped them both,

id fuck the womin on the right id leave the kid alone 

who's this clown?

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1 hour ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Recently I was out to dinner with a woman and the song Mr Jones on and I said it was about the guy's penis. She had been unaware of this.

Later when we were cuddling on the couch, my phone buzzed in my pocket and she said "Did Mr jones like that?" I am just thinking, OMG, this woman has named my penis. Then other things happened......

 

But nah, my sex life sucks!!! Sex is a myth!

You sure date the funniest women. First bing bong and now this. 

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