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6 minutes ago, Cheerios4u98 said:

It's just funny that it's one specific hat all the time for years instead of a variety of hats.

Imagine the smell.

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They were married 18 years, I'm not surprised she's close to his family, and if the vacation was with the kids it would make a hell of a lot of sense, putting their children before their divorce issues so they can be with their family seems like a non issue for me.

My sister recently finalised her divorce (been going on for like 5 years, he lives abroad). She was with him for ten years, they met when I was 15. He's like a brother to me, and he has an open invitation to stay with us the next time he's in the UK. I don't think that's weird, by blood or not, he's my family. I imagine Jen feels the same way for Toms family. it's never exactly going to be a simple "thats it" situation, your lives are tied together. 

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16 hours ago, Ghent said:

I think there's more to the Tom/Jen divorce story.

Jen still vacations with Tom's brother and his wife. Jen still hangs out with Tom's sister. That is not typical of any divorce I've ever seen. 

Did he divorce her to protect her from the super secret, super dangerous, and super imaginary CIA alien hitmen that are after him or something?

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Truth is, no one really knows the story. Not a bit of it.

But if her Instagram is any indicator, she is definitely someone who loves material wealth. Every damn picture is perfectly setup to showcase "I am rich". Her "boat shopping" posts. Her relaxing in some ritzy far off vacation spot or in her mansion. Wearing her designer clothes. Etc. Question is; who's money is that? If you want to say she is self made I want to say you are full of shit. "Designers" are a dime a dozen. My GF is a "designer" and she is broke.

So when you don't love someone anymore; and you use their money to buy yourself all kinds of expensive shit; that makes you a gold digger.

Me personally, if I didn't love someone anymore, I wouldn't want a single cent of their money. But then again, I am not a gold digger so.......

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6 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Truth is, no one really knows the story. Not a bit of it.

But if her Instagram is any indicator, she is definitely someone who loves material wealth. Every damn picture is perfectly setup to showcase "I am rich". Her "boat shopping" posts. Her relaxing in some ritzy far off vacation spot or in her mansion. Wearing her designer clothes. Etc. Question is; who's money is that? If you want to say she is self made I want to say you are full of shit. "Designers" are a dime a dozen. My GF is a "designer" and she is broke.

So when you don't love someone anymore; and you use their money to buy yourself all kinds of expensive shit; that makes you a gold digger.

Me personally, if I didn't love someone anymore, I wouldn't want a single cent of their money. But then again, I am not a gold digger so.......

Tell us the bro code story

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No one knows the story or them soooo maybe don't just slag her off and call her a gold digger? 

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42 minutes ago, Matt Skiba Fan 666 said:

Tell us the bro code story

Honestly, I don't tell it because no one will believe it.

23 minutes ago, Kay said:

No one knows the story or them soooo maybe don't just slag her off and call her a gold digger? 

But like she posts pics of her boat shopping. Who's money is that? Boats cost $50,000-$150,000. That's more than some people make in a year.

Again, who's money is that? If its Tom's money, she is a gold digger. They aren't together. Therefore its not her money to spend. I don't know how it is in the the UK, but here in the USA, divource fucks the person who has the money. They get to pay all this money to a person who doesn't deserve the money nor is it their money. Its bullshit the system we have here.

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Child support is another piece of crap. Totally get that if the wife has the kids, the costs should be split to raise the children. It should be a reasonable amount and all monies go to the children. Period. Not to the wife to buy dresses and shit.

Yet if you make a lot of money; a court will order you pay the wife like $1,000,000 a month to support the kids. Bullshit. They'd get that money from me when they sucked it out of my buttocks!

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She's owned businesses, and whilst she may have had a leg up from Tom in the start it's not like she's done absolutely fuck all for 20 years and any money she's made is solely down to him. 

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1 minute ago, Kay said:

She's owned businesses, and whilst she may have had a leg up from Tom in the start it's not like she's done absolutely fuck all for 20 years and any money she's made is solely down to him. 

I am not saying that she is untalented in her field and couldn't be self made in her own right. But making enough to afford a mansion and boats and all of that on a designer salary? Why do I doubt that......

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14 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

Honestly, I don't tell it because no one will believe it.

But like she posts pics of her boat shopping. Who's money is that? Boats cost $50,000-$150,000. That's more than some people make in a year.

Again, who's money is that? If its Tom's money, she is a gold digger. They aren't together. Therefore its not her money to spend. I don't know how it is in the the UK, but here in the USA, divource fucks the person who has the money. They get to pay all this money to a person who doesn't deserve the money nor is it their money. Its bullshit the system we have here.

i think id b realy interesting if u said the story

doesnt matter if no one believes you

what could it b that b so unbeliable him having sex with underage person?

the guy from brand new did some stuff with underage females

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5 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said:

I am not saying that she is untalented in her field and couldn't be self made in her own right. But making enough to afford a mansion and boats and all of that on a designer salary? Why do I doubt that......

she's had the grace of having a relativly rich husband, good for her

i wonder if she still look any good naked at her age

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9 hours ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

I know Tom is clinically insane but she didn't have to steal his multi-million dollar house and then share a hotel room with his brother

Tom sold that house back in December. So I wouldn’t say she stole it. 

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36 minutes ago, Kay said:

She's owned businesses, and whilst she may have had a leg up from Tom in the start it's not like she's done absolutely fuck all for 20 years and any money she's made is solely down to him. 

She has literally spent 3 years traveling the world to find decorations for a ranch house that only ended up being listed for $170 a night on airBNB. LOL

What a businesswoman. She's a joke. Look at the Reissued app she started. Absolute joke. Let's make something just like ebay, but make people pay more because they think it is hipster. What a plan. Can't wait to spend $85 on a used t-shirt that you could find on ebay for $15.

But she is pretty hot in a slutty milf way now that she's free of that Ford Trucker hat peen. So there's that

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2 minutes ago, Ghent said:

She has literally spent 3 years traveling the world to find decorations for a ranch house that only ended up being listed for $170 a night on airBNB. LOL

What a businesswoman. She's a joke. Look at the Reissued app she started. Absolute joke. Let's make something just like ebay, but make people pay more because they think it is hipster. What a plan. Can't wait to spend $85 on a used t-shirt that you could find on ebay for $15.

But she is pretty hot in a slutty milf way now that she's free of that Ford Trucker hat peen. So there's that

Totally gonna end up in milf niche porn.

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3 minutes ago, Ghent said:

She has literally spent 3 years traveling the world to find decorations for a ranch house that only ended up being listed for $170 a night on airBNB. LOL

What a businesswoman. She's a joke. Look at the Reissued app she started. Absolute joke. Let's make something just like ebay, but make people pay more because they think it is hipster. What a plan. Can't wait to spend $85 on a used t-shirt that you could find on ebay for $15.

But she is pretty hot in a slutty milf way now that she's free of that Ford Trucker hat peen. So there's that

Do we have any information on the financial breakdown of her career? no? so maybe it's all conjecture and we're presuming an awful lot?

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I really do hope that all Tom's Blink drama over the years stems from her whispering in his ear and now that the divorce is final he starts to come back to us.

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3 minutes ago, Kay said:

Do we have any information on the financial breakdown of her career? no? so maybe it's all conjecture and we're presuming an awful lot?

She married someone, he got rich, she used his money to start dumb businesses, they flopped. He divorced her. Now she still spends his money on dumb projects that flop.

If I lived in San Diego I would totally book her AirBNB listing just so I could admire all the thousand dollar Moroccan throw rugs and art around the house that was procured over three years. Oh and here's my $170, enjoy!

 

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You guys are strange for caring so much about Tom and his ex wifes personal lives and how their divorce is going to work, I recommend that you take this stuff to Reddit with all the other psycho fan fiction lovers.

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