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Posted
1 hour ago, Tenks said:

Man he's had such a glow up from the the goth chef era.

Literally night and day, hard to believe it’s the same person tbh.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Russel Coight said:

Literally night and day, hard to believe it’s the same person tbh.

It's not. He was abducted by aliens and replaced by a rapidly deteriorating lookalike in 2005. The replacement's mission was deemed complete in 2021 and the real Tom was allowed to return to earth to get married, help his best friend conquer cancer, and return Blink 182 to its rightful place. We must enjoy our fleeting time with him until he is inevitably called back to the mothership someday.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Champ182 said:

It's not. He was abducted by aliens and replaced by a rapidly deteriorating lookalike in 2005. The replacement's mission was deemed complete in 2021 and the real Tom was allowed to return to earth to get married, help his best friend conquer cancer, and return Blink 182 to its rightful place. We must enjoy our fleeting time with him until he is inevitably called back to the mothership someday.

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I can't only help but to believe this.  Music industry for ya. 

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Posted

What do you guys think Tom smells like? What type of soap does he use? Do you think he uses artisan soap or body wash? Antiperspirant or natural deodorant (which doesn’t work you stinky fucks)? What type of cologne does he wear and does he have a bidet?

Posted
10 minutes ago, thongrider said:

Everyone should have a bidet.

Anytime I used them, I still had to wipe. I stand by my Cool Mint Dude Wipes lol 

Posted
53 minutes ago, thongrider said:

Everyone should have a bidet.

Yeah, I'd like to try the Japanese fusion toilets at least once to see how they work... Meanwhile I'm just stuck with toilet paper for now.

Posted
31 minutes ago, Elite Takes - this is jan said:

You mean baby wipes?

No. Elite ass wipes. You stay triggered by Dude Wipes, don’t you? I love that mint when it tingles my bootyhole! 
 

plus, the cheap brands make me itchy. Dude Wipes don’t do that. Cope and seethe 

Posted
1 hour ago, George R. Binks said:

No. Elite ass wipes. You stay triggered by Dude Wipes, don’t you? I love that mint when it tingles my bootyhole! 
 

plus, the cheap brands make me itchy. Dude Wipes don’t do that. Cope and seethe 

Very cool, dude.

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Posted

Tom gave his guitar from ATST video to a baseball player? Man wtf 

Hes gonna have to change the lyrics in Give Me One Good Reason to “Love the jocks…”

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Elite Takes - this is jan said:

Very cool, dude.

Very mint chill, to be exact, dude. 

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something I love about mint and eucalyptus together. I also have a mint and eucalyptus candle 

 

Posted
20 minutes ago, George R. Binks said:

Tom gave his guitar from ATST video to a baseball player? Man wtf 

Hes gonna have to change the lyrics in Give Me One Good Reason to “Love the jocks…”

It wasn't the actual guitar. It was one of the models that were "like" the one from the video. People saw the Tom engraving on the neck plate.

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Posted
24 minutes ago, George R. Binks said:

Very mint chill, to be exact, dude. 

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something I love about mint and eucalyptus together. I also have a mint and eucalyptus candle 

 

Dan Campbell would think you using these was a joke.

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