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2 hours ago, Russel Coight said:

Literally night and day, hard to believe it’s the same person tbh.

It's not. He was abducted by aliens and replaced by a rapidly deteriorating lookalike in 2005. The replacement's mission was deemed complete in 2021 and the real Tom was allowed to return to earth to get married, help his best friend conquer cancer, and return Blink 182 to its rightful place. We must enjoy our fleeting time with him until he is inevitably called back to the mothership someday.

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3 hours ago, Champ182 said:

It's not. He was abducted by aliens and replaced by a rapidly deteriorating lookalike in 2005. The replacement's mission was deemed complete in 2021 and the real Tom was allowed to return to earth to get married, help his best friend conquer cancer, and return Blink 182 to its rightful place. We must enjoy our fleeting time with him until he is inevitably called back to the mothership someday.

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I can't only help but to believe this.  Music industry for ya. 

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What do you guys think Tom smells like? What type of soap does he use? Do you think he uses artisan soap or body wash? Antiperspirant or natural deodorant (which doesn’t work you stinky fucks)? What type of cologne does he wear and does he have a bidet?

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31 minutes ago, Elite Takes - this is jan said:

You mean baby wipes?

No. Elite ass wipes. You stay triggered by Dude Wipes, don’t you? I love that mint when it tingles my bootyhole! 
 

plus, the cheap brands make me itchy. Dude Wipes don’t do that. Cope and seethe 

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