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Im not interviewing a politician for a New York Times article, its for Leo Dehoe. I'm sure you guys will love his answers! Get your safe space ready! 

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1 minute ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

Im not interviewing a politician for a New York Times article, its for Leo Dehoe. I'm sure you guys will love his answers! Get your safe space ready! 

No, you're right, you're not ... you're soliciting underage fuck-fiction.

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12 minutes ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

I hope Leo gives a sick disgusting answer and you all get triggered

Is that what you get off to, the more depraved the better, huh?

I wish you'd leave.

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1 hour ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

What are the lyrics to Alligator? Specifically the verse about teen chicks pussy lips riding your black dick. 

Are you interested in UFOs? Did you donate to To The Stars Academy? 

Would you double penetrate Jen Delonge with Tom? 

What would you do if an underage chick was in your tour bus/van?

Will you make fun of feminists in a future song/video?

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Dude this guy, is he this sick in the head where he can't even hold it back even on a site where everyone suspects it or is this pure trolling?

The guy is 47 asking what you would do if an underage chick was on the tour bus? The fuck?

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14 minutes ago, Feeling_This_1 said:

An armchair lawyer, an armchair psychologist, and an armchair doctor walk into a Leo Dehoe concert. 

Seek help, you are sick, doesn't take a psychologist to know this.

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if you're leo dehoe in a band called the hoes, do you think in the mirror universe tom is in a band called the longes?

asking for captains kirk and sisko.

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5 hours ago, daveyjones said:

if you're leo dehoe in a band called the hoes, do you think in the mirror universe tom is in a band called the longes?

asking for captains kirk and sisko.

You do realise his real surname ain’t Dehoe

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1 hour ago, madgaz182 said:

You do realise his real surname ain’t Dehoe

Aww, hoebot to the rescue! You do realize the earth ain’t flat, ya?

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48 minutes ago, Smalls said:

Aww, hoebot to the rescue! You do realize the earth ain’t flat, ya?

Not a hoe bot at all I can’t stand that kid 

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Can imagine John Feldman, Mark Hoppus, Travis Barker and Matt Skiba walking down an empty alleyway, only to come across Tom DeLonge, Ilan Rubin, David Kennedy and Matt Wachter. As they're on the verge of fighting, they're interrupted by the rejects like Scott Raynor and Ryan Sinn who are with Craig and Shane from +44. Then the drummers interrupt, led by Atom Willard who is with the blink-182 stand in drummers like Brooks Wackerman, Josh Freese and Damon DeLaPaz. Then four random Brazilians turn up from the alleyway steps, disgraced that blink have never played in Brazil and are now plotting revenge. Leo and the Hoes are the next group to arrive. The fight begins. Chaos all over the damn place. Bodies are piling up. Bolts are sent from the clouds by Jerry Finn, DJ AM, Critter and Sid Vicious, who is disgraced by how far punk rock has fallen. Meanwhile Dan Andriano and Derek Grant of Alkaline Trio arrive late, having joined forces with Alex Gaskarth as Skiba's replacement for their band and Zakk Cervini as their new producer. The battle of all these formidable forces turn the streets upside down.

This is the war of punk rock. Davey Jones interferes, announcing that Mark is dying from poison that he slyly put into Mark's food when they had a meal together. Travis Barker's phone rings, his kids have apparently been kidnapped and are being held ransom by Feeling_This_1, so Travis runs to the bank to get the cash. However, Skinhead Rob and Tim Armstrong save the day, shooting Feeling_This_1 in the head before anything can happen to Travis Barker's kids. The original Goldfinger guys turn up to kill John Feldman. The famous burrito guy turns up, stabbing Tom DeLonge in the back. Skiba finally takes control of blink, but his true intentions are revealed when Dan Andriano and Derek Grant betray Alex Gaskarth and Zakk Cervini. Alkaline Trio are now blink-182. Ryan Sinn steals one of Tom's guitars before running away to sell it on ebay to make quick bucks. Craig and Shane from +44 retreat and run home.

The ghost of Sid Vicious replaces Tom DeLonge as front man for Angels and Airwaves. Leo and the Hoes let their racism get in the way and they murder the four Brazilians. The drummers pour petrol all over a drum kit and tie Leo and the Hoes up before sitting them close to the drum kit, they also pour petrol over Leo and the Hoes before setting them on fire. The drum kit is also set on fire cause punk rock. The alleyway starts burning and blowing up, killing everyone as the drummers walk off in slow motion, not looking back and looking bad ass with their sunglasses. The drummers are the fucking best.

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