Njdevils26 Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: I missed a lot of pages. My car broke down this morning. $564 and 5 hours later, I am back. In summary, I am a better guitarist than Matt and Tom. Everyone wanted to talk about songwriting and how my Queen solo was only 99.5% accurate and not 100% accurate. But they didn't want to post any videos of Matt or Tom playing riffs as complex as I can. Why? Because neither of Tom or matt are as good at guitar as I am. So those videos don't exist. Thats why. You’re delusional man. That video proved nothing. And anyone that watched it and comes to the conclusion that you were vindicated by that performance is equally delusional. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient #48273 Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Then I had to take a shit. So I went into the woods to do that. No toilet paper. Stank ass. Heat. No water. Fun times! I'm guessing your reenacting experience prepared you for this kind of eventuality. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Value Boy Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 8 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Attempted Robbery. They caught those guys. They had been responsible for a number of other robberies in the area. I live in a drug area. So you're a vigilante too? Is there anything you can't do?? fucking hero! 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Low Value Boy Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 4 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: I am driving to work and I hear "pop" and my car just stops. My check engine comes on. Car won't restart. Fucking tow truck took hours to show while I baked in the heat. Then I had to take a shit. So I went into the woods to do that. No toilet paper. Stank ass. Heat. No water. Fun times! This is the 3rd time in 5 months my car has fucked up and I've had to pay to get it fixed. One more time and I am putting it down. Me in the tow truck. My car in back. You should of made a vlog of this ordeal and uploaded it to the James Stone channel, I'd would of 100% watched it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyCuomo Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Attempted Robbery. They caught those guys. They had been responsible for a number of other robberies in the area. I live in a drug area. Surely there is an article about this you can post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Value Man Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, JarJarBlinks said: shouldn't you live in a better neighborhood since you are such a mastermind of the stock market? Im looking to move. 5 minutes ago, Njdevils26 said: You’re delusional man. That video proved nothing. And anyone that watched it and comes to the conclusion that you were vindicated by that performance is equally delusional. I am not sure what video you are watching. 3 minutes ago, ...Dan... said: You should of made a vlog of this ordeal and uploaded it to the James Stone channel, I'd would of 100% watched it. It probably would have been funny. But at the time, not so much. 5 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said: I'm guessing your reenacting experience prepared you for this kind of eventuality. It did actually. I use to be all weird about where I shit. I'd like hold it for long periods of time and suffer. Now if I got to go, I drop my pants and go. I don't mess around. 6 minutes ago, Ghent said: You talk as if paying for it is an option. revealing It is optional 4 minutes ago, ...Dan... said: So you're a vigilante too? Is there anything you can't do?? fucking hero! I am part of the block watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 Is duckface still a thing? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Value Man Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, DJOliOliver said: Surely there is an article about this you can post Yeah, let me see if I can find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Ghent said: Speedo's obsession with the pedo stuff really makes me wonder if he's not hiding something himself. Gets old constantly reading this shit I just worry you guys are going to get flagged with all the mentions on it. It does get taken too far on here, ruins my morning a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Value Man Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 Just now, Neal said: Is duckface still a thing? Hides wrinkles 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Value Man Posted July 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, WimpyDrivesThroughHarlem said: You shit in the woods? Did you use a leaf or rock at least? No rock or leaf. I doesn't really bother me. When a horse has to shit it just shits. We humans make things too complex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 2 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: It did actually. I use to be all weird about where I shit. I'd like hold it for long periods of time and suffer. Now if I got to go, I drop my pants and go. I don't mess around. Might I suggest a move to San Fransisco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: No rock or leaf. I doesn't really bother me. When a horse has to shit it just shits. We humans make things too complex. The horse doesn't have to wipe its ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghent Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 3 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: It is optional Explain how it is optional whether or not you pay your auto repair bills. Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Ghent said: Explain how it is optional whether or not you pay your auto repair bills. Please I mean, you don't have to pay them ... they'll just keep your car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patient #48273 Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: No rock or leaf. I doesn't really bother me. When a horse has to shit it just shits. We humans make things too complex. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 22 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: Attempted Robbery. They caught those guys. They had been responsible for a number of other robberies in the area. I live in a drug area. In broad daylight like that? How come the neighborhood you're in in your thunderstorm videos looks like the safest neighborhood known to mankind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hit me up Jans ex Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Donald Trump's Bulge said: No rock or leaf. I doesn't really bother me. When a horse has to shit it just shits. We humans make things too complex. Lol gross. I am the type of dude that uses wet wipes. no shit stains for me! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott. Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 This board is incredible. The characters and the threads over the years. It’s fucking bat shit mental. Blink should be seriously proud of us. What a mental bunch we are. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted July 17, 2019 Report Share Posted July 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, Diddy Faplord said: Lol gross. I am the type of dude that uses wet wipes. no shit stains for me! My wife buys the huge box of like 20 things of wipies from costco for our kids and I usually yoink a pack for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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