Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 37 minutes ago, Speedo said: I got a thing for super skinny chicks and Christina during the Lady Marmalade days had me going. Wtf Speedo. At least go Genie in a bottle you odd fucking edgelord. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gaslit Jan said: Wtf Speedo. At least go Genie in a bottle you odd fucking edgelord. Don't kink shame, Jan. I want exorcist, not starfish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 29 minutes ago, Speedo said: Don't kink shame, Jan. I want exorcist, not starfish. Honestly she had a much better voice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Just now, Gaslit Jan said: Honestly she had a much better voice too. Yeah, well, I wasn't thinking about her singing on my dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 23 minutes ago, Speedo said: Yeah, well, I wasn't thinking about her singing on my dick. That'd be kinda hot not gonna lie. Depends on the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 3 minutes ago, Gaslit Jan said: That'd be kinda hot not gonna lie. Depends on the song. Hey, you do you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kay Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Christina looks fucking awful in that video. P!nk on the other hand... Fuck yes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1. Shakira - Hips don't lie 2. Christina Aguilera - various 3. Jessica Simpson - Boots are made for walking 4. Britney Spears - Toxic (I still want this to happen to me on a domestic flight sometime) Young Jan 'Mom, I need to go do some homework' pasttimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 13 minutes ago, Kay said: Christina looks fucking awful in that video. P!nk on the other hand... Fuck yes. Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Pink is built like a man ... she probably handles like one too. Don't be gross, Kay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gaslit Jan said: 1. Shakira - Hips don't lie 2. Christina Aguilera - various 3. Jessica Simpson - Boots are made for walking 4. Britney Spears - Toxic (I still want this to happen to me on a domestic flight sometime) Young Jan 'Mom, I need to go do some homework' pasttimes I forgot about Shakira! God damn, I said, God damn! Hey, remember that time we started objectifying women in a thread that stems from the evils of objectifying women?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Speedo said: I forgot about Shakira! Hey, remember that time we started objectifying women in a thread that stems from the evils of objectifying women?! Yeah but we're talking puberty Jan, which is more innocent. Nothing wrong with saying someones attractive or hot. You on the other hand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 11, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 When you're 13-15 you're not saying 'wow nice set of breasts, those are valuable to us' youre saying "I think I'm in love with her" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gaslit Jan said: When you're 13-15 you're not saying 'wow nice set of breasts, those are valuable to us' youre saying "I think I'm in love with her" Speak for yourself, loser! I had a big old raging bo-bo going for Christina, Shakira, & Mariah Carey in that Heart Breaker video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghent Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 2 hours ago, Speedo said: I got a thing for super skinny chicks and Christina during the Lady Marmalade days had me going. There was this photoshop of her in an intertube. Oh man I went to town on that. It’s been brought up before on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedo Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 1 minute ago, Ghent said: There was this photoshop of her in an intertube. Oh man I went to town on that. It’s been brought up before on here Oh yeah, the dirrrty era! I forgot about that version! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghent Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 Do you realize what a readily available Maxim photo shoot like this does to a pubescent boy? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghent Posted February 11, 2021 Report Share Posted February 11, 2021 I would have married this photograph when I was 12. Anyway sorry for the subject veer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 12, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2021 Yup, the dirty blonde curly hair thing was always that extra win for me. I remember loading the dial up internet as those photos slowly trickled open. Good times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Backing Track Posted February 14, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2021 He apologized! https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-justin-timberlake-idUSKBN2AC284 Eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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