Fuck one, marry one, kill one

[JG Da GOAT]

Mark, Tom, and Travis. 

I’d fuck Mark, only by default because I’d want to kill Tom for ruining my favorite band. As well I’d want to marry Travis as im pretty sure he has the most money, and as well we could have an understanding and open relationship where we both just leave each other alone and fuck bitches. 
 

Go!

[Patient #48273]

Fuck Tom, marry Mark, kill Travis.

[Coightstradamus]

Fuck Tom, marry Mark, kill Travis, cherish Skiba.

[Jan Mortensen]

Kill Travis.

[JG Da GOAT]

13 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Kill Travis.

You’ve been disqualified for not following the rules 

[Jan Mortensen]

24 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

You’ve been disqualified for not following the rules 

Kill Mark and Travis, fuck Tom, anal gape Feldmann, Diddy cuck (MGK feature) Skiba 

Marry none of these fools.

[JG Da GOAT]

4 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Kill Mark and Travis, fuck Tom, anal gape Feldmann, Diddy cuck (MGK feature) Skiba 

Marry none of these fools.

You need to figure out how to get laid first before you worry yourself with trying to cuck someone. It will all come with time and practice, don’t put so much pressure on yourself 

[Jan Mortensen]

4 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

You need to figure out how to get laid first before you worry yourself with trying to cuck someone. It will all come with time and practice, don’t put so much pressure on yourself 

I would not be cucking anyone in this situation actually, MGK would be cucking Skiba like he did you back in 2015.  Hope your mom doesn't hear you typing so loud.

[JG Da GOAT]

7 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

I would not be cucking anyone in this situation actually, MGK would be cucking Skiba like he did you back in 2015.  Hope your mom doesn't hear you typing so loud.

Lol as long as she doesn’t hear the fapping 

[twentytwenty]

1 hour ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

I would not be cucking anyone in this situation actually, MGK would be cucking Skiba like he did you back in 2015.  Hope your mom doesn't hear you typing so loud.

Dude your sexual obsession with MGK has almost hit discomforting stalker like territory

[Coightstradamus]

1 hour ago, twentytwenty said:

Dude your sexual obsession with MGK has almost hit discomforting stalker like territory

The thing about Jan you have to realise is that generally she isn’t that funny, so when she gets a positive reaction to anything she’s said she will run it into the ground to try and get more positive reactions. It doesn’t even have to be a joke or something Jan came up with herself. She just just piggybacks off someone else’s jokes and runs them into the ground. It happened with Krampus and it’s happening with MGK rooting Diddy’s girlfriend. 

[Bucko]

Fuck Travis cause it would be fast and hard. Marry Mark because he'd be boring like me. Kill Tom for trying to disclose my species.

[_Bagel]

Tom would ride on his motorcycle (in a tight fitting leather AVA jacket) and meet me at the back of a bar in Encinitas. We’d fuck near the dumpsters out back.

Mark and I would enjoy decades of marriage. Filled with animal crossing in the morning, filter coffee and books. We’d fuck twice in our marriage but it’d be weird.

I’d try and hold a conversation with Travis for five minutes then shoot him and myself.

[Jan Mortensen]

8 hours ago, twentytwenty said:

Dude your sexual obsession with MGK has almost hit discomforting stalker like territory

? 

7 hours ago, Russel Coight said:

The thing about Jan you have to realise is that generally she isn’t that funny, so when she gets a positive reaction to anything she’s said she will run it into the ground to try and get more positive reactions. It doesn’t even have to be a joke or something Jan came up with herself. She just just piggybacks off someone else’s jokes and runs them into the ground. It happened with Krampus and it’s happening with MGK rooting Diddy’s girlfriend. 

You guys ran that into the ground (MGK cucking Diddy) not me, don't put that on me.  I recall dropping it for several days when he started uncomfortably pouting and several others kept peddling it.

But yes, that normally is my thing.  It's not that serious. However, I did bring up Krampus, Ghent just made it more mainstream and yes the whole point was that it's not that funny just raunchy and stupid, which also isn't funny if you have to explain it, you're stinking today, Coight.

[Jan Mortensen]

Oof, I realized, it's the Skiba thing, that's like Coight's tipping point.

[Elisa]

Fuck Tom (and Skiba), marry Mark, kill Travis 

[Speedo]

8 hours ago, Russel Coight said:

The thing about Jan you have to realise is that generally she isn’t that funny, so when she gets a positive reaction to anything she’s said she will run it into the ground to try and get more positive reactions. It doesn’t even have to be a joke or something Jan came up with herself. She just just piggybacks off someone else’s jokes and runs them into the ground. It happened with Krampus and it’s happening with MGK rooting Diddy’s girlfriend. 

Post count shaming, Ramones hate ... etc. There's a wide range to Jan's arsenal but none of it has been manufactured in house, if you get my drift.

Using "edgy" is another one. Anytime Jan uses some form of "edge" there's usually a Ghent or JarJar post that uses it first, a few posts up. There is also guaranteed to be no less that 5 posts of Jan's using it in various ways. It's the same with all of Jan's flavors.

Jan Awareness is something I'm passionate about and having you on board, if I may be so bold, gives me hope for the future. 

[JG Da GOAT]

1 hour ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

? 

You guys ran that into the ground (MGK cucking Diddy) not me, don't put that on me.  I recall dropping it for several days when he started uncomfortably pouting and several others kept peddling it.

But yes, that normally is my thing.  It's not that serious. However, I did bring up Krampus, Ghent just made it more mainstream and yes the whole point was that it's not that funny just raunchy and stupid, which also isn't funny if you have to explain it, you're stinking today, Coight.

 No, it was definitely you. Stop gaslighting the people!

[JG Da GOAT]

1 hour ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

? 

You guys ran that into the ground (MGK cucking Diddy) not me, don't put that on me.  I recall dropping it for several days when he started uncomfortably pouting and several others kept peddling it.

But yes, that normally is my thing.  It's not that serious. However, I did bring up Krampus, Ghent just made it more mainstream and yes the whole point was that it's not that funny just raunchy and stupid, which also isn't funny if you have to explain it, you're stinking today, Coight.

Also, if you had dropped it, why would I have had a reason to pout? I was going through a really rough and stressful week so I didn’t find the humor at the time. And I’m not one to air out my personal problems online so I wasn’t going to start then.  It’s all good, I can laugh at it now, but I figured if I asked to please stop it would be respected. That made more people join in and that’s fine, it’s just an online board and we don’t really know each other. But I’ll always remember the ones who were kind enough to have empathy and understanding and not join in. That being said, if I ever say anything that bugs you and you ask me to stop, I’ll gladly do that for you. Have a great day. 

[Kay]

I'd fuck Tom. He's the only one who's occasionally still fuckable, plus I think he's weird enough to allow toys and that seems like a fun time.

Id kill Travis, and I'd ignore Mark and Marry Skiba instead.