Fuck one, marry one, kill one

[Jan Mortensen]

1 hour ago, Speedo said:

Post count shaming, Ramones hate ... etc. There's a wide range to Jan's arsenal but none of it has been manufactured in house, if you get my drift.

Using "edgy" is another one. Anytime Jan uses some form of "edge" there's usually a Ghent or JarJar post that uses it first, a few posts up. There is also guaranteed to be no less that 5 posts of Jan's using it in various ways. It's the same with all of Jan's flavors.

Jan Awareness is something I'm passionate about and having you on board, if I may be so bold, gives me hope for the future. 

You'll likely appreciate me when I'm gone.

 

[Jan Mortensen]

If anything, you guys are running the "Jan is not to be taken serious meh Jan is a she" into the ground.

I was one time zone change away from battle of the boards member runner up last year.  This is a takeover.  Deal with it.

[JG Da GOAT]

Why does everyone want to kill Travis? After all he’s been through with escaping death, this hurts me in the gut. I should have never asked lol

[Kay]

Just now, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Why does everyone want to kill Travis? After all he’s been through with escaping death, this hurts me in the gut. I should have never asked lol

Because he's kind of a weirdo in a way we don't relate to. 

I wouldn't fuck any guy who's had 30 odd women in a row suck his dick on his birthday. Travis is like a walking advert for STDs. 

[JG Da GOAT]

2 minutes ago, Kay said:

Because he's kind of a weirdo in a way we don't relate to. 

I wouldn't fuck any guy who's had 30 odd women in a row suck his dick on his birthday. Travis is like a walking advert for STDs. 

Lol fair enough. I know you can get STDs from oral but it’s very unlikely 

[Patient #48273]

14 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

I was one time zone change away from battle of the boards member runner up last year.  This is a takeover.  Deal with it.

Have you ever even made it past the first round?

[Speedo]

22 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

You'll likely appreciate me when I'm gone.

 

You're no Clarke.

[JG Da GOAT]

Just now, Speedo said:

You're no Clarke.

 

23 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

You'll likely appreciate me when I'm gone.

 

When are you leaving? Asking for a friend. 

[Speedo]

19 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

If anything, you guys are running the "Jan is not to be taken serious meh Jan is a she" into the ground.

I was one time zone change away from battle of the boards member runner up last year.  This is a takeover.  Deal with it.

Please don't assume your gender. I am more than capable of assigning it for you and I'd appreciate you not interfering. 

[Jan Mortensen]

22 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said:

Have you ever even made it past the first round?

Oh yes I have friend.

[Jan Mortensen]

26 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

 

When are you leaving? Asking for a friend. 

Not anytime soon, but there's a block button in the upper right hand corner you a free to use.

[Patient #48273]

10 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Oh yes I have friend.

Sounds fake, but okay.

[JG Da GOAT]

3 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Not anytime soon, but there's a block button in the upper right hand corner you a free to use.

You a free to use? Bro stop drinking before noon 

[Jan Mortensen]

1 minute ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

You a free to use? Bro stop drinking before noon 

Move out of your parents basement first.

[Jan Mortensen]

8 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said:

Sounds fake, but okay.

That was round 1, I stand corrected:

So runner up of runner up, almost.

I'm assuming that was my best year, don't feel like checking 2018.

[JG Da GOAT]

9 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Move out of your parents basement first.

Not in a hurry. Saving $ sweetheart. Just got promoted and making bank rent free. No shame in my game 

[Jan Mortensen]

Just now, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Not in a hurry. Saving $ sweetheart. Just got promoted and making bank rent free. No shame in my game 

Not worth the savings to me, but to each their own, it's not black & white so I won't "RuN tHiS iNtO tHe GrOuNd".

But has your mother not driven you ever so batty yet?  I know a lot of people who do, I just can't fathom the lack of independence.  Probably why you still relate to Cali/Deluxe

I'm done.

[Jan Mortensen]

51 minutes ago, Speedo said:

You're no Clarke.

I would never make claims to be anywhere near Clarke or Oliver's tier.  That would be blasphemous and you already know my stance on that. You just have been threatened by my existence in general since the get go. Let me be me.

[JG Da GOAT]

1 minute ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Not worth the savings to me, but to each their own, it's not black & white so I won't "RuN tHiS iNtO tHe GrOuNd".

But has your mother not driven you ever so batty yet?  I know a lot of people who do, I just can't fathom the lack of independence.  Probably why you still relate to Cali/Deluxe

I'm done.

It’s funny that you try demeaning me about it. Number 1, I’d kick your ass in real life for continually trying to down talk me and be a general piece of shit towards me on here. I’ve tried to support you and be nice several times but yet you keep trying to big time me. I’m making just shy of 6 figures now and that’s salary, I could easily move out on my own if I wanted. My parents are in their 70s and you don’t know the full situation so shut the fuck up 

[JarJarBlinks]

10 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Not in a hurry. Saving $ sweetheart. Just got promoted and making bank rent free. No shame in my game 

so many opportunities for "rent-free" jokes here....