Fuck one, marry one, kill one

[Patient #48273]

4 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Number 1, I’d kick your ass in real life

@Cum was right. This image intensifies every day.

  

[_Bagel]

Everyone wants to fuck my man Tom. Can we dissect what’s so fuckable about him

 

[_Bagel]

Then let’s dissect what’s fuckable about me !!! 

[JG Da GOAT]

2 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said:

@Cum was right. This image intensifies every day.

  

Lol it’s not even like that. Jan’s a little twerp and people who can only run their mouths online annoy the shit out of me. I’ve extended my hand to her several times and yet she only runs her mouth to me acting like she’s all big time 

[Jan Mortensen]

2 minutes ago, _Bagel said:

Everyone wants to fuck my man Tom. Can we dissect what’s so fuckable about him

 

It's his non conformist personality and probably his height & humor.

[Jan Mortensen]

3 minutes ago, _Bagel said:

Then let’s dissect what’s fuckable about me !!! 

Free bagels?  Your cryptic posts just send my mind into a hypnosis of sexuality.

[JG Da GOAT]

1 minute ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

It's his non conformist personality and probably his height & humor.

One day I’m gonna stream it live while I give you the Jay and Silent Bob treatment and it’s gonna be glorious. You’re gonna love it!

[_Bagel]

3 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

It's his non conformist personality and probably his height & humor.

I think you’re actually spot on there. Holy shit, people do actually fuck based on personality. There is hope !!!! 

 

3 minutes ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

Free bagels?  Your cryptic posts just send my mind into a hypnosis of sexuality.

One day I hope you’re charged up enough to devour one off me. Big ol’ pastrami and gherkin bagel 

[Speedo]

1 hour ago, Jan is lost on Lost said:

I would never make claims to be anywhere near Clarke or Oliver's tier.  That would be blasphemous and you already know my stance on that. You just have been threatened by my existence in general since the get go. Let me be me.

"Threatened" isn't the word I'd use but if it helps your self-esteem, then sure.

[Speedo]

54 minutes ago, _Bagel said:

Then let’s dissect what’s fuckable about me !!! 

What isn't?!

[Speedo]

53 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Lol it’s not even like that. Jan’s a little twerp and people who can only run their mouths online annoy the shit out of me. I’ve extended my hand to her several times and yet she only runs her mouth to me acting like she’s all big time 

To be fair, talking is all you really can do in an online setting.

[Jan Mortensen]

1 hour ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

It’s funny that you try demeaning me about it. Number 1, I’d kick your ass in real life for continually trying to down talk me and be a general piece of shit towards me on here. I’ve tried to support you and be nice several times but yet you keep trying to big time me. I’m making just shy of 6 figures now and that’s salary, I could easily move out on my own if I wanted. My parents are in their 70s and you don’t know the full situation so shut the fuck up 

You empty bro? I literally said it's not black & white, yet here you are.  If it's really that serious to you, I'm one state over, come on by and 'kick my ass' or whatever.  Or - grab a beer, choice is yours. Your buying though, since I actually pay rent.

[Jan Mortensen]

10 minutes ago, Speedo said:

"Threatened" isn't the word I'd use but if it helps your self-esteem, then sure.

It does, thank you.

[Kay]

I think it's dumb to give someone our age shit for living at home. So many millennials are in that situation and it makes sense to do it to save for a deposit. It's a sensible hustle. 

[saco0o]

haha Fuck Tom, Marry Mark, Kill Travis
....Then I call Scott and say: "I want to introduce you to a person that I  fucked before I got married. You are going to love this double date, dude. You two + me and my husband. Come".
Then once we are all together I put my gun in the tabble and say:  "One week, 12 songs. Go".

[_Bagel]

9 minutes ago, saco0o said:

haha Fuck Tom, Marry Mark, Kill Travis
....Then I call Scott and say: "I want to introduce you to a person that I  fucked before I got married. You are going to love this double date, dude. You two + me and my husband. Come".
Then once we are all together I put my gun in the tabble and say:  "One week, 12 songs. Go".

You sir/lady....are a genius 

[twentytwenty]

I would marry Tom, make love with Tom, and kill everyone else. 

[Jan Mortensen]

10 minutes ago, Kay said:

I think it's dumb to give someone our age shit for living at home. So many millennials are in that situation and it makes sense to do it to save for a deposit. It's a sensible hustle. 

Yea, it's not that big a deal, cost of living is insane and many do it, I'd just rather live in my car if it came to it is what I initially said.  

[JG Da GOAT]

1 hour ago, Big Time Jan said:

Yea, it's not that big a deal, cost of living is insane and many do it, I'd just rather live in my car if it came to it is what I initially said.  

I’m sorry dude. I didn’t read the rest of your comment. I’m an asshole, you’re a sweetheart. You were right, I was wrong. You are smart, I’m not. You’re very good looking, I’m ugly. 
 

and no it’s not to the point of my parents annoying me out of the house yet but it is getting close. I’m just trying to be financially smart right now and put myself in a good position. So many people I know had the benefit of staying home for years after high school, I moved out on my own right away. So we’ll see, I probably won’t be here much longer tho. 

[Coightstradamus]

Jan and Diddy are so similar. It’s sad they don’t get along well.