Fuck one, marry one, kill one

[JG Da GOAT]

11 minutes ago, Russel Coight said:

Jan and Diddy are so similar. It’s sad they don’t get along well.

I guess I’ll just let everyone know now. I actually am Jan. Diddy has been my alter ego all along. The schtick is over. 

[Speedo]

1 minute ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

I guess I’ll just let everyone know now. I actually am Jan. Diddy has been my alter ego all along. The schtick is over. 

What's you number 1 miracle skin care product?

[JG Da GOAT]

1 minute ago, Speedo said:

What's you number 1 miracle skin care product?

Sperm…from another male other than myself 

[Speedo]

4 minutes ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

Sperm…from another male other than myself 

The real Jan would have said Aloe.

[JG Da GOAT]

2 minutes ago, Speedo said:

The real Jan would have said Aloe.

Nooooooo

[Speedo]

I'm Jan Brady, yes I'm the real Brady. All you other Jan Bradys are just imitating. So won't the real Brady please stand up, please stand up.

[JG Da GOAT]

3 minutes ago, Speedo said:

I'm Jan Brady, yes I'm the real Brady. All you other Jan Bradys are just imitating. So won't the real Brady please stand up, please stand up.

Wait, there’s 3 Jans?

[Jan Mortensen]

[Kay]

@_Bagelis fuckable and looks like my cousin and I have to live with that sordid knowledge forever.

Thanks, Obama. 

[JG Da GOAT]

Just now, Kay said:

@_Bagelis fuckable and looks like my cousin and I have to live with that sordid knowledge forever.

Thanks, Obama. 

You’d fuck your cousin?

[Jan Mortensen]

44 minutes ago, Speedo said:

The real Jan would have said Aloe.

*Not the bullshit Walmart version*

[Kay]

1 minute ago, Timmy Two Nuts said:

You’d fuck your cousin?

No lol, it's a joke from the video chat we had a while back, Bagel looks a little bit like my cousin but he's also an attractive man. 

In all seriousness I probably wouldn't do him (sorry dear) and I wouldn't do my cousin either. 

[Jan Mortensen]

1 hour ago, Russel Coight said:

Jan and Diddy are so similar. It’s sad they don’t get along well.

I can see very small similarities in posting habits but can't say I've ever gotten so worked up over shit slinging I've wanted to fight someone or talk about how much money I make. Jus me tho

[_Bagel]

12 minutes ago, Depf said:

 

Re: bagels fuckability: the boyish smile, the charm and most importantly the british accent.

Bagel would be a lovely shag.

Let’s drink some merlot...walk by the Rhine on a summers evening and see where the night takes us. Like two squealing hogs on a lawn.

 

2 minutes ago, Kay said:

@_Bagelis fuckable and looks like my cousin and I have to live with that sordid knowledge forever.

Thanks, Obama. 

HA, dw Kay , we’d all fuck our cousins. You just have the cahonies to say it. Obama is sending a drone strike rn tho 

[JG Da GOAT]

1 minute ago, Kay said:

No lol, it's a joke from the video chat we had a while back, Bagel looks a little bit like my cousin but he's also an attractive man. 

In all seriousness I probably wouldn't do him (sorry dear) and I wouldn't do my cousin either. 

Haha I know I’m just teasing. But damn right Bagel is an attractive man!

[Kay]

1 minute ago, Depf said:

You say no to bagel? You don't say no to bagel!

He says no to us!

btw , shoot your Cousin my number plz

My cousin is a poor Bagel substitute to be fair, he's the cheap knock off version. 

[Speedo]

2 minutes ago, Depf said:

I wore romanian/russian shoes for years. 

Sticking your foot up people's ass doesn't make them a shoe.

[twentytwenty]

14 minutes ago, Depf said:

I wore romanian/russian shoes for years. 

Doesn’t most people in the Baltic wear those nasty flip flops?

[twentytwenty]

1 minute ago, Depf said:

I suspect those toes would freeze right off if they did. Fucking cold up there.

Nah, Baltic toes is not like our toes

[twentytwenty]

27 minutes ago, Depf said:

German, swedish, latvian.... we all have those viking feet. Be more inclusive towards your fellow north german people my friend.

 

Edit: did you just confuse your neighboring countries with the balkans? duuuude. dude.

Naaah, when we did a summer tour in Latvia, everyone wore flip flops ??‍♂️