OFFSPRING rips All The Small Things

[Speedo]

1 minute ago, thongrider said:

The Beach Boys covered the Ramones last week.

Shut the fuck up, Brian.

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

1 minute ago, JarJarBlinks said:

"this guy is staring at you from across the bar, he's wearing a FSAS shirt looking pissed...what do you do??"

It’s hilarious how stupid some of you are. This is a place where you dumb dumbs can’t comprehend that old men in there 60s generally aren’t listening to blink-182, and can’t accept that reality. Then in the same breath you compare blink-182 to the Beatles. I’m glad you have your little safe space here to say this shit because people in the real world would laugh in your face for these retarded takes. 

[JarJarBlinks]

Just now, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

It’s hilarious how stupid some of you are. This is a place where you dumb dumbs can’t comprehend that old men in there 60s generally aren’t listening to blink-182, and can’t accept that reality. Then in the same breath you compare blink-182 to the Beatles. I’m glad you have your little safe space here to say this shit because people in the real world would laugh in your face for these retarded takes. 

I said nothing about the Beatles.  I actually enjoy blink.

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

Just now, JarJarBlinks said:

I said nothing about the Beatles.  I actually enjoy blink.

I enjoy blink too. That doesn’t mean I get offended and triggered because some 65 year olds can’t rattle off blink’s entire catelogue. 

[thongrider]

4 minutes ago, Speedo said:

Shut the fuck up, Brian.

Stick to the real breastmilk, Mike Love!

[JarJarBlinks]

wanna play hacky-sack while blasting some Offspring brotha?

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

3 minutes ago, JarJarBlinks said:

wanna play hacky-sack while blasting some Offspring brotha?

I love when you have to resort to this, because you have nothing relevant to say at the conversation. Just like a child! Point proven. Stay triggered!

 

[JarJarBlinks]

Just now, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

I love when you have to resort to this, because you have nothing relevant to say at the conversation. Just like a child! Point proven. Stay triggered!

 

I honestly have no idea what you're even arguing about.  Didn't Spaghetti head mention a blink song (ATST?)

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

2 minutes ago, JarJarBlinks said:

I honestly have no idea what you're even arguing about.  Didn't Spaghetti head mention a blink song (ATST?)

Jan was butt hurt that offspring didn’t just start name dropping a bunch of their favorite blink songs when asked on camera. I said it’s not that deep, they’re old as fuck and aren’t listening to a lot of blink. Jan took it as a diss, because he’s a biased child 

[Coddled Jan]

32 minutes ago, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

Irrelevant. ATST is probably the only song he knows lmfao. And he gave you a song he liked, so what’s this all about anyways? You guys just need something to wedge your thong up your ass about? You and Jan ride the short bus together?

Imagine not simply being able to just understand that 60 year old dudes don’t listen to blink-182 and move on with your life. It’s not like they dissed blink. Bunch of snowflakes in the purest sense of that word. 

[Coddled Jan]

30 minutes ago, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

It’s hilarious how stupid some of you are. This is a place where you dumb dumbs can’t comprehend that old men in there 60s generally aren’t listening to blink-182, and can’t accept that reality. Then in the same breath you compare blink-182 to the Beatles. I’m glad you have your little safe space here to say this shit because people in the real world would laugh in your face for these retarded takes. 

It's sad because they clearly do listen to blink every morning, mid day, and in their sleep enough to completely rip a song but then go around pretending they are 'indifferent' to blink by snubbing the question (Dexter) and then ramen says the song they go on to rip to try to get relevant again, and again.

They're jealous wankers.  I can't see how this is any bit a surprise from a band that releases songs like OrIgInAl PrAnKsTeR

[thongrider]

1 minute ago, Biscuit in my boot said:

It's sad because they clearly do listen to blink every morning, mid day, and in their sleep enough to completely rip a song but then go around pretending they are 'indifferent' to blink by snubbing the question (Dexter) and then ramen says the song they go on to rip to try to get relevant again, and again.

They're jealous wankers.  I can't see how this is any bit a surprise from a band that releases songs like OrIgInAl PrAnKsTeR

The Offspring never heard Lowrider, Florida or Thongrida

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

1 minute ago, Biscuit in my boot said:

It's sad because they clearly do listen to blink every morning, mid day, and in their sleep enough to completely rip a song but then go around pretending they are 'indifferent' to blink by snubbing the question (Dexter) and then ramen says the song they go on to rip to try to get relevant again, and again.

They're jealous wankers.  I can't see how this is any bit a surprise from a band that releases songs like OrIgInAl PrAnKsTeR

Try harder. You’re so triggered. Grow up Jan. You compared blink to the Beatles with a straight face. You will never be able to have a fair and honest conversation about blink, it’s obvious. You’re a lost cause and not worth my time. 

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

Just now, thongrider said:

The Offspring never heard Lowrider, Florida or Thongrida

I want to hear Thongrider!

[thongrider]

16 minutes ago, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

I want to hear Thongrider!

No, you don't!

[Coddled Jan]

1 hour ago, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

Try harder. You’re so triggered. Grow up Jan. You compared blink to the Beatles with a straight face. You will never be able to have a fair and honest conversation about blink, it’s obvious. You’re a lost cause and not worth my time. 

Blink are closer to the Beatles than Offspring is to Blink.

Period.

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

7 minutes ago, Biscuit in my boot said:

Blink are closer to the Beatles than Offspring is to Blink.

Period.

Ok, Ronald McDonald. Based off what, your whack ass personal opinion? 
 

Album sales say otherwise. And if you go to your predictable “oh now albums sales are all that matter” argument, then yes…all you’re basing this off is your whack ass opinion and personal preference. Sorry, but you’re a clown and you don’t make the rules. 

[Jennifer Delonge Simp]

Offspring- Sold 40 million records 

blink - sold 50 million records

beatles - sold over 500 million records

Today I learned from Jan that 50 million is closer to 500 million than 40 million is to 50 million. Interesting!

[thongrider]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseburger Reaction said:

Ok, Ronald McDonald. Based off what, your whack ass personal opinion? 
 

Album sales say otherwise. And if you go to your predictable “oh now albums sales are all that matter” argument, then yes…all you’re basing this off is your whack ass opinion and personal preference. Sorry, but you’re a clown and you don’t make the rules. 

I don't really see how blink aren't comparable to the Beatles?

[thongrider]

We should all just listen to Screeching Weasel though.

I'm listening to Weaselmania now while I work. I bet Screeching Weasel was the only band to actually have people get a condition from listening to them. If weaselmania is a real thing.