[POLL] Which era of Tom has the most swagger?

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

34 minutes ago, Patient #48273 said:

High key, really. Breaking the last 25 years of Tom's life into 25 micro eras and curating dozens of pictures to showcase each one? It'd be less gay to just fuck another guy. It's the kind of gay that results from a lifetime of pent-up repressed homosexual energy.

I laughed but also would agree with it. Unless this was some adderral trip, I can't explain this any other way, not even being facetious.

[Paparazzi Magnet]

 

Nah if I were gay for Tom I’d try to look like Jerry Seinfeld and rope him in.

 

[Patient #48273]

Do you like that Tom would have to bend a little bit just to kiss your forehead?

[Paparazzi Magnet]

Just now, Patient #48273 said:

Do you like that Tom would have to bend a little bit just to kiss your forehead?

Blink doesn’t need any more herniated discs ruining things 

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

He hasn't confirmed the adderall trip or not yet, just saying. 

[Speedo]

1 hour ago, Paparazzi Magnet said:

 

Nah if I were gay for Tom I’d try to look like Jerry Seinfeld and rope him in.

 

What’s the DEAL with these backing tracks?!

[_Kyle_]

when they did the first date video easily, specifically the beegees look

[George R. Binks]

I gotta go with now. He looks healthy and in shape, and I like the style of how he dresses now. Stays true to a California skater style but not acting all emo and lame. He has a bit of masculinity to himself now that he didn’t before 

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

Current Tom definitely has a bit more masculine Chad energy going I can say is a plus, but he also looks a bit like a parody of himself at times with the gigantic backwards hat and pants that don't fit him/cali bro vibe.  It's definitely a good version of Tom though lol.  

Minus the crackhead in an alley way energy he gives off when he has a common cold and/or vaping. 

[Paparazzi Magnet]

11 minutes ago, Moldy Krampus Juice said:

Current Tom definitely has a bit more masculine Chad energy going I can say is a plus, but he also looks a bit like a parody of himself at times with the gigantic backwards hat and pants that don't fit him/cali bro vibe.  It's definitely a good version of Tom though lol.  

Minus the crackhead in an alley way energy he gives off when he has a common cold and/or vaping. 

Chad Smith? I def see what you mean and agree 

[George R. Binks]

5 hours ago, Moldy Krampus Juice said:

I laughed but also would agree with it. Unless this was some adderral trip, I can't explain this any other way, not even being facetious.

Why do you say that? Do you turn gay when you take adderall? Speaking from experience?

[thongrider]

Wasn't it Tom's sort of lack of machoness that made him cool?

[Champ182]

I'm honestly not sure what they're referring to with this masculinity/chad stuff haha. His body has filled out over the years but he's not fat anymore? Is that it?

[allsystemsgo]

He looks more fit/muscular. Hence the chadness.

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

13 minutes ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

Why do you say that? Do you turn gay when you take adderall? Speaking from experience?

No I'm saying compiling together an entire catalogue and organizing like this is peak Adderall.  Being gay closeted (which none of us care btw, this would be a chill place to come out and get support tbh) is the other option. 

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

20 minutes ago, Paparazzi Magnet said:

Chad Smith? I def see what you mean and agree 

Both Chad Smith and some meaty muscle he's put on Chad

[George R. Binks]

3 minutes ago, Champ182 said:

I'm honestly not sure what they're referring to with this masculinity/chad stuff haha. His body has filled out over the years but he's not fat anymore? Is that it?

His arms look bigger and stronger than they ever did before. And he has facial hair stubble. Before he looked very childish…that’s what I meant. Can’t speak for the others. 

[Elite Takes - this is jan]

6 minutes ago, thongrider said:

Wasn't it Tom's sort of lack of machoness that made him cool?

Yes, but it matches his age a bit.  He's turned into Dilf territory.  It'd be a bit offputting if he was still that scrawny imo.  Go Dad tom!

[George R. Binks]

1 minute ago, Moldy Krampus Juice said:

No I'm saying compiling together an entire catalogue and organizing like this is peak Adderall.  Being gay closeted (which none of us care btw, this would be a chill place to come out and get support tbh) is the other option. 

Ah ok, that makes sense. lol 

[George R. Binks]

9 minutes ago, thongrider said:

Wasn't it Tom's sort of lack of machoness that made him cool?

This is a peak thongrider opinion. “Tom works out now? He doesn’t cake on makeup trying to look like a teenager anymore? Oh he’s such a tool now!”