[POLL] Which era of Tom has the most swagger?

[Paparazzi Magnet]

This is Chad Smith and not Tom btw

[thongrider]

1 minute ago, Paparazzi Magnet said:

This is Chad Smith and not Tom btw

I bet he uses Tom's cross logo too!

[allsystemsgo]

2 minutes ago, thongrider said:

I can't wait to go bald.

Razors are super cheap. May as well shave arms and legs too. Go full egg.

[Coddled Egg]

3 minutes ago, allsystemsgo said:

Bro, if I made the money they do then a transplant would be an easy get. Wouldn't even have any shame in it. Luckily I haven't reached that point yet. Thanks grandad! (He was bald)

Oh I totally agree. I’m just trying to trigger Jan because he loves Lebron. If I had the money I would have had a transplant for sure. I’d currently have long, flowing gold locks and you’d all be locking up your wives and mothers…alas…that wasn’t in the cards for me. But at this point I’m comfortable enough with the shaved head, I like having no maintenance aside from shaving. I don’t think I’d get one now even if it was super affordable 

[thongrider]

Just now, allsystemsgo said:

Razors are super cheap. May as well shave arms and legs too. Go full egg.

They used to call me the egg in school. Shaved head and oval skull.

[Coddled Jan]

10 minutes ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

This is why Michael is the GOAT. Lebron took the insecure route and got a hair transplant instead of embracing his true masculinity. Bald is beautiful!!!

I'd agree with that.

It still looks bad when you're drumming. 

[Paparazzi Magnet]

1 minute ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

Oh I totally agree. I’m just trying to trigger Jan because he loves Lebron. If I had the money I would have had a transplant for sure. I’d currently have long, flowing gold locks and you’d all be locking up your wives and mothers…alas…that wasn’t in the cards for me. But at this point I’m comfortable enough with the shaved head, I like having no maintenance aside from shaving. I don’t think I’d get one now even if it was super affordable 

You could do one of those all-inclusive deals in Turkey. It’s a whole vacation package basically at a cheap price 

[Coddled Egg]

1 minute ago, Moldy Krampus Juice said:

I'd agree with that.

It still looks bad when you're drumming. 

Tell that to Travis!

[Coddled Egg]

Just now, Paparazzi Magnet said:

You could do one of those all-inclusive deals in Turkey. It’s a whole vacation package basically at a cheap price 

Yea, I’ve seen those. I actually could afford to do it because I think you can actually do payment plans and it’s really only a few thousand dollars now? I just don’t care that much to go through the stress of setting that all up. lol 

[Coddled Jan]

2 minutes ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

Oh I totally agree. I’m just trying to trigger Jan because he loves Lebron. If I had the money I would have had a transplant for sure. I’d currently have long, flowing gold locks and you’d all be locking up your wives and mothers…alas…that wasn’t in the cards for me. But at this point I’m comfortable enough with the shaved head, I like having no maintenance aside from shaving. I don’t think I’d get one now even if it was super affordable 

[Coddled Egg]

4 minutes ago, allsystemsgo said:

Razors are super cheap. May as well shave arms and legs too. Go full egg.

This is why I have to have facial hair. I need to balance it out. Feel so ugly , like a fucking penis if I shave my face too 😂

[Scott.]

When he first started going his hair out. Was he one of the first with the emo fringe? 

[Coddled Egg]

Just now, Scott. said:

When he first started going his hair out. Was he one of the first with the emo fringe? 

He was probably one of if not the first on MTV to do it, during that time period. I think it was pretty popular with skaters and shit already 

[allsystemsgo]

7 minutes ago, thongrider said:

They used to call me the egg in school. Shaved head and oval skull.

[allsystemsgo]

3 minutes ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

He was probably one of if not the first on MTV to do it, during that time period. I think it was pretty popular with skaters and shit already 

Yeah, Tony Hawk was rocking something similar back in the day.

[Coddled Jan]

9 minutes ago, Scott. said:

When he first started going his hair out. Was he one of the first with the emo fringe? 

Tom probably got it from someone else, maybe his attempt at a Robert Smith look, but I definitely remember the one eye cover thing being a Tom Delonge staple by everyone in America for a while.  He definitely popularized it.  I Miss You era was a thing, fucking Malls were loaded with one eyed covered bastards. 

[Coddled Jan]

14 minutes ago, Detroit Lions Dynasty said:

Tell that to Travis!

Travis did look like an asshole when he rocked a goatee and bald.  I remember thinking it half the time at the festival I saw them at when he was rocking that during the Cali era for a while.  

[Coddled Jan]

This thread is getting worse.  Maybe we're all gay and just haven't realized it.  Want to do an internet meetup and see what happens?

[allsystemsgo]

Goatees rarely eve look good. Don't do it fellas. A thick mustache is far superior.

[Coddled Egg]

4 minutes ago, Moldy Krampus Juice said:

This thread is getting worse.  Maybe we're all gay and just haven't realized it.  Want to do an internet meetup and see what happens?

Food is gay now?