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This was briefly based on a true story

 

B9

 

Got up in the morning to check my mail

Looked for love letters to no avail

But I saw my test results had arrived today

Went to my general physician

He could say with general precision

That I would not be alive today 

If I had what I thought I had 

Yeah that sure'd be bad

But assured me that what I had was benign

 

It's benign

Everything will be fine

 

He decided to drag me further down in the mud

Because he had found something else in my blood

He talked fast, that's what I call efficiency 

I was allergic to pollen

Makes sense sometimes my throat is swollen

And a vitamin deficiency

So I asked what vitamim

I had know which plight I'm in

And he said "sonny, it's vitamin B9"

 

It's B9

Everything will be fine

Don't you worry it's fine

 

Nanananana

 

So I had the doctors note

And I couldn't make out whatever he wrote

But I write like a dweeb too in all honesty

So I took this prescription

With no further conviction

And delivered it to the pharmacy

I was sure it'd cost me and arm and a leg

I'm gonna hang by the pharma and beg

I asked what it'd cost me, she said "that'll be nine"

 

It'll be nine

Everything will be fine

No need no to worry it'll only be nine

No need to

worry it's benign

(You're not in decline)

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Posted

I’ve never received test results by mail. Is that common in Norway? I’ve always had to collect them from the lab in person.

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31 minutes ago, twelve said:

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I've been thinking of incorporating this chord somehow! Not sure if it fits though.

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34 minutes ago, twelve said:

I’ve never received test results by mail. Is that common in Norway? I’ve always had to collect them from the lab in person.

That was a bit of poetic license on my part. I think the character only receives a letter that he has to go to the GP and get them. That's how I imagined it at least.

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