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Probably just a little toe jam

Bet I’m worse haha

Lol perfect idea

Yes it has tons of great pics in it. I’m def willing to part with it for this righteous cause!

I have the book “from tales beneath your mom” still in mint condition. Pretty cool book that I think Anne Hoppus put together? I’d give that up as a prize if you guys think that would be cool

Yessss

Start a band and I’ll be your #1 fan!

Yes. Nothing better than a starving artist!

Right! I mean I could think of many ways to fit that paycheck into my schedule lol.

My apologies

It doesn’t have to be an argument. Sheesh. Also it’s not nonsense in my opinion, still making it seem like he’s doing better than he is with your verbiage. Not trying to bicker back and forth about it tho

I know and I’m not picking on your overall statement I’m just doing what I do

Still an easy way to pad his stats so to speak by saying “higher notes” as if he’s doing something great lol. Although I know you’re still taking it with a grain of salt , I’m just sayin

This melts my heart…coming from the guy who flamed someone for wondering what type of cancer Mark had…you are reassured because Tom specified it’s a treatable type of cancer.

Lol I’m down. Coming in at a hot 180 pounds right now I think. Was at 182 not long ago haha

“High notes”

Yea I would love to! I am not the best at organizing and planning and basically just forgot about the last few. I’d love to smoke and see everyone’s beautiful faces!

That’s because you can barely hear the mic. Still sounds like absolute dog shit. Guess Tom lovers are gonna convince themselves otherwise though lol

Oh

No shit Sherlock lol

Lol I just came back to read the board and was like what asshole crabbed this lovely quote? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Damn I didn’t mean to crab this quote. Must have fat thumbed it yesterday. Just changed it though

Matt’s still in denial about being in the bald club tho

Ouch lol. Burned em with that line! Haha seriously

Tom clearly needs outside help. You can go ahead and not count the Rubin brothers if you want just because Ilan is in the band…but Tom never needed someone else so much (except Mark) to write that much before. Tom bit off more than he can chew and realized he ran out of ideas , so now Ilan Rubin IS THE FACE OF ANGELS AND FARTWAVES. He recorded all of the guitars on the new records anyways. At least Tom will still be credited for wack ass dancing