Speedo

Jan, you're overdoing that joke. 

What's the locale of this low-cal calzone zone?

Wubba Lubba dub dub, bitches.

Good work, gang!

That's too god damn far, Oliver!

AfghanEggoTits! 

Lol!

This isn't Facebook, Neal.

 I'm Ricky Bobby, if you dont chew Big Red, then fuck you!

Well, duh ...

And for his next trick Ghent will count to 12 and say his ABCs.

I've only ever cried at Where the Red Fern Grows.

They fucking die, Bagel ... they die and he loved them so much and you know what? They loved him even more! Everything you ever love will die!

I love hector

This conversation makes me want to flush fish. Dead, alive, healthy, sick, it's whatever.

Let’s fucking go!

CHIEFS!!!

It means culture has gone to shit.

There’s a guy named Fred and he’s got a pair of slacks.
Oooh Fred’s got slacks!

You're a special girl, you're not like my grandma 'cause she dead and you're not.

Boogada Boogada Boogada

Ghost fart.

I'm calling everyone a coward now!

Royal: Fuck the family

Niku deleted my Julian reminder that Niku pm'd him about this weekend. Rude!