Speedo

Easy. 490.

I have the weirdest gas this afternoon. My butthole is speaking in tongues.

You try to be helpful ...

I accidentally saw some shit on youtube and it's fucked me up.

Sure. Why not.

Pedophiles are not good for society.

Pickles.

I'm not the hero this place deserves, I'm the hero this place needs.

I must confess, I still believe ...

I am Mattman.

I'm gonna start an OnlyFans. How much would you guys pay to see my butthole?

Hey, Davey, Kay would like you to please try using the PM.

Enchilada verdes isn’t sitting so well tonight, guys.

Just a friendly reminder that violence is frowned upon here. Please do not hit ghent.

I have shit my pants.

I didn't actually shit my pants.

Thanks to @Speedo for being sexy and a good listener.

I've seen it, it's quite nice.

They didn't even stick around long enough to answer you, Kay!

My Uber driver today was Quincy, he's covered in prison tats but he was a solid dude and riffed with the best of 'em! 5 stars and a high tip for you, Quincy!

To the zoo and I'm driving! Everyone on the shortbus, now!

Board broke.

Jan is a penis wrinkle.

All you mods can d my a.