Speedo

Bless you two gentlemen.

I have a pretty penis, if anyone wants an early present.

Day 2 after food poisoning and I’m still afraid to fart.

Anyone wanna guess what else is up right now?!

Happy May 16th!!!

Aaaaaand that's how you get people to think about your bo-bo!

Shut up, Kyle. It's quiet time.

Is there anyone here who isn't an alt account of mine?

Okay, Kyle, quiet time is over.

Shave that fucking beard, bagel! 

It’s a beautiful day.

Good Christ, man! He's gone mongo!

I have a surprise!

S-s-s-s K-k-k-k E-e-e-e L-l-l-l E-e-e-e Ton-ton-ton-ton Dance

Doo doo doo da doo doo

She's legal, feeling_kids.

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. 

There was a second reason to that! I was horny.

California Deluxe says hi!

Anyone else have a headache?

"Oim may. May be. Goidama. Oi am. Oi Kahn. Sing anne. Year may. Know may."

- Tom