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My hips are a force of nature, they don't lie

I must be losing my mind 

Oh shit..I won a day! I'm gonna call my Mum

Got a throbbing Sci-Fi boner atm - planning to read The Forever War, The Dispossessed and Thrawn.

iTombomb

https://thedharmabum.blog/?p=30

Shameless plug, socket

I'll bring home the bacon bits, we'll make our parents grandparents

If you like pina colada

and getting caught in the rain 

The one with the platypus?

Crevice is such a good word.

Crevice 

Like killing cops and reading Kerouac 

The noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man. Embiggens

Woketh 

Fart in my mouth, damn you 

As you can see - my Jedi powers are far beyond yours 

You fucking TomBots.*Looks quizzically in mirror*

Sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons

I'm sure I'll hear from you through them, there's no concession

I ate all the OG members. They tasted like mothballs 

I'm trying finasteride/propecia. Will have hair but be impotent! Fair trade

Butt Hole Sun by Soundgarden is fucking stellar bro

Do you blow your father with that mouth?

I'm a shameless beta beg, apologies to my family n friends

Ahahah oh GOD.  That was only a Sopranos quote, what have I done...

I'm me. Me be. Goddamn. I am. I can. Sing and. Hear me. Know me.