Speedo

They do and you're one of them. 

Err'body in da club getting tipsy!

You guys wanna see my vagina?

Can you guys please promise to play nice while I'm working? When I get back I'll take you bastards out for ice cream. 

I have to poop. 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily-dee. 

Can y’all quit this competition please? I’m tired of jerking off alone.

Ghent always gets my references. #teamdad

Everyone talks about how big their dick is but, guys, let me tell you something ... it's a burden sometimes.

Good one! 

I made a garden salad for dinner, it was okay.

Speedo Tips #1: Do not call your grandma "sugartits".

Speedo Tips #2: All dicks may be beautiful but that doesn't make them useful.

Stay sexy.

Geez, you try and start something nice and the dingbats come and shit all over it.

Stay. Good, boy!

Well, he doesn't have a choice ... wouldn't want to disappoint his fan.

Ghent's in his 30s.

Everyone loves Pizza but Feeling_Kids was trying to give you his Italian sausage.

Captain Everything! was a great band, they deserved more attention than they got.

Someone call interpol, I'm on the loose!

Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

It doesn't have to stand, it can find a chair and sit. I don't care, as long as the dishes get done. 

I have big balls!