Speedo

I didn't actually shit my pants.

I've seen it, it's quite nice.

They didn't even stick around long enough to answer you, Kay!

My Uber driver today was Quincy, he's covered in prison tats but he was a solid dude and riffed with the best of 'em! 5 stars and a high tip for you, Quincy!

To the zoo and I'm driving! Everyone on the shortbus, now!

Jan is a penis wrinkle.

They do and you're one of them. 

Can you guys please promise to play nice while I'm working? When I get back I'll take you bastards out for ice cream. 

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily-dee. 

Ghent always gets my references. #teamdad

Good one! 

Stay sexy.

Stay. Good, boy!

Ghent's in his 30s.

Everyone loves Pizza but Feeling_Kids was trying to give you his Italian sausage.

Someone call interpol, I'm on the loose!

I've never seen that username before in my life.

Do you guys know what @Feeling_This_1 has in common with guitar players?

No, that's not correct.

The answer is "they both finger minors".

Said the victims ...

I care about both!

KILL WHITEY!

It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky.