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  1. You fucking TomBots.*Looks quizzically in mirror*

  2. I'm a peeping Tom...so

    1. Bucko

      Bucko

      And I'm a Tom peeping. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Peep on my PooPooPeePee

  3. As you can see - my Jedi powers are far beyond yours 

  4. Fart in my mouth, damn you 

  5. Like killing cops and reading Kerouac 

  6. The one with the platypus?

  7. Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedohehe, the possibilities are endless. Bro Jogan. Joe Brogan. I can imagine him getting really red and angry, 'That's not my frickin' name brah!'

  8. I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoI've missed us flirting. Thanks darling xx

  9. I have explosive food poisoning, ndoy 

    1. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      No!!!! Hope that you will recover as quick as possible my English mate!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Thibaut182thanks brother, I may cut out meat for good now

  10. Got a throbbing Sci-Fi boner atm - planning to read The Forever War, The Dispossessed and Thrawn.

  11. Covid for a second time - let's goooooo

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Stop licking strangers!

    3. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      Oh no 😭😭😭😭

       

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @twentytwenty- Never! They're so delicious! Come here you...

      @Thibaut182- I will live man, there are still more blink videos to be uncovered! ❤️

  12. Egg nog tastes like shit 

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had it but principle alone does not allow me to agree with Jan so fuck eggnog!

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @J3n - I imported some from across the pond, maybe it spoiled on the way over. 
       

      @Speedoi wish I could explain the flavour - it’s like when I was excited to try root beer and it ended up being fucking listerine.

    4. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Haha I had the same experience with root beer. That 70s show made me have so much hope for it.

      I had a similar experience with Froot Loops, imported it, was expensive as hell, and tasted like shit, like I immediately had to spit it out 

  13. I must be losing my mind 

  14. okay - well tell me who IS handsome?

  15. Sean Penn - Handsome ? 

  16. Like that feeling that you get when the disc is CORRECT. 
     

    Those are sick lyrics, eat my ass 

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      "Yo, oh wey oh wey oh" was better

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosigh, just looked it up - you are correct. That sucks ( the lyrics and maybe you being correct idk)

      That feeling that you get when Speedo’s correct 

      @twentytwentyeyooooooehereiam

    4. zir Jan
  17. Daddy Hoppus is cancer free, your mom in my bed - life is good 

  18. There’s idiots abound and they’re all fucking RACIST

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's no way to talk about the Pakis.

  19. Bagel meltdown, #1. 

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      Oh, sweetie...

      By this boards standards, you're not remotely close to a meltdown. 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Cheers Kay. A little cute outburst, nothing more! x

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      An outburst ... let's leave out the rest, you're treading into Jan country there.

  20. This kinda feels like when my parents divorced 

  21. Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I have never seen Boardwalk Empire - we should swap, you won’t be disappointed 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      I'll get around to it one of these days. I've been meaning to for the better part of a decade now ... I just never remember to start it.

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Sharp as a cue ball that one. Whateva happened there - at the penguin exhibit ? Hope we see it in Many Saints 

  22. I bear more grudges, than lonely high court judges 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I too hate bears.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      We all have difficult relationships with our Mothers 

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