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  1. _Bagel

    I am the Zodiac Killer

    1. zir Jan

      zir Jan

      Bro.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Funko Pop Salesman_182Brodiac?

  2. _Bagel

    You fucking TomBots.*Looks quizzically in mirror*

  3. _Bagel

    I'm a peeping Tom...so

    1. Bucko

      Bucko

      And I'm a Tom peeping. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Peep on my PooPooPeePee

  4. _Bagel

    As you can see - my Jedi powers are far beyond yours 

  5. _Bagel

    Fart in my mouth, damn you 

  6. _Bagel

    Woketh 

  7. _Bagel

    Like killing cops and reading Kerouac 

  8. _Bagel

    The one with the platypus?

  9. _Bagel

    Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedohehe, the possibilities are endless. Bro Jogan. Joe Brogan. I can imagine him getting really red and angry, 'That's not my frickin' name brah!'

  10. _Bagel

    https://thedharmabum.blog/?p=30

    Shameless plug, socket

  11. _Bagel

    I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoI've missed us flirting. Thanks darling xx

  12. _Bagel

    I have explosive food poisoning, ndoy 

    1. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      No!!!! Hope that you will recover as quick as possible my English mate!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Thibaut182thanks brother, I may cut out meat for good now

  13. _Bagel

    Got a throbbing Sci-Fi boner atm - planning to read The Forever War, The Dispossessed and Thrawn.

  14. _Bagel

    Covid for a second time - let's goooooo

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Stop licking strangers!

    3. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      Oh no 😭😭😭😭

       

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @twentytwenty- Never! They're so delicious! Come here you...

      @Thibaut182- I will live man, there are still more blink videos to be uncovered! ❤️

  15. _Bagel

    Egg nog tastes like shit 

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had it but principle alone does not allow me to agree with Jan so fuck eggnog!

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @J3n - I imported some from across the pond, maybe it spoiled on the way over. 
       

      @Speedoi wish I could explain the flavour - it’s like when I was excited to try root beer and it ended up being fucking listerine.

    4. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      Haha I had the same experience with root beer. That 70s show made me have so much hope for it.

      I had a similar experience with Froot Loops, imported it, was expensive as hell, and tasted like shit, like I immediately had to spit it out 

  16. _Bagel

    I must be losing my mind 

  17. _Bagel

    okay - well tell me who IS handsome?

  18. _Bagel

    Sean Penn - Handsome ? 

  19. _Bagel

    Like that feeling that you get when the disc is CORRECT. 
     

    Those are sick lyrics, eat my ass 

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    2. twentytwenty

      twentytwenty

      "Yo, oh wey oh wey oh" was better

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedosigh, just looked it up - you are correct. That sucks ( the lyrics and maybe you being correct idk)

      That feeling that you get when Speedo’s correct 

      @twentytwentyeyooooooehereiam

    4. zir Jan

      zir Jan

      Dick or disc?

  20. _Bagel

    Daddy Hoppus is cancer free, your mom in my bed - life is good 

  21. _Bagel

    There’s idiots abound and they’re all fucking RACIST

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's no way to talk about the Pakis.

  22. _Bagel

    Bagel meltdown, #1. 

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    2. Kay

      Kay

      Oh, sweetie...

      By this boards standards, you're not remotely close to a meltdown. 

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Cheers Kay. A little cute outburst, nothing more! x

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      An outburst ... let's leave out the rest, you're treading into Jan country there.

  23. _Bagel

    This kinda feels like when my parents divorced 

  24. _Bagel

    Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      I have never seen Boardwalk Empire - we should swap, you won’t be disappointed 

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      I'll get around to it one of these days. I've been meaning to for the better part of a decade now ... I just never remember to start it.

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Sharp as a cue ball that one. Whateva happened there - at the penguin exhibit ? Hope we see it in Many Saints 

  25. _Bagel

    I bear more grudges, than lonely high court judges 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I too hate bears.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      We all have difficult relationships with our Mothers 

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