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_Bagel

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  1. I think im attached to this board, I can't remember what else I used the internet for?

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Yang Gang was Punk Rockhahah - do you ever cruise the board on your phone ? 
       

       Like I’m addicted to seeing the little red notification appear. If I have 3 or more...I feel validated and that my life has amounted to something. I would rather that than get a text from someone. What is happening . The claws are in deep 

    3. blink182.net - Jan

      blink182.net - Jan

      I used to but it gets truly exhausting trying to reply back to all the snarky comments and discussions, having to go back and fix a million grammatical errors your phone made and then questioning your use of time for fixing grammatical errors on a message board like this...also, I just sort of had a crisis about laying down and surfing my phone for hours every day after work instead of doing things, a desktop allows me to just focus on it until my back is stiff and then go do something else.  I'm with you on the notifications thing, I know there's a poster that goes back and likes all your old posts at once so you have 40 notifications, only to get furious it clutters your noti box and is all old junk (monkey wrench I think his name is), and the days when I have none I'm always confused if I just need to refresh it and feel an innate sense of loneliness if it is in fact none after.

      I hope that answers your question.

    4. Coightstradamus

      Coightstradamus

      I’m 95% phone browsing. It’s just easier.

  2. Watch it twenty, I will kiss you

  3. Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I just hope I go first, my friend. It's selfish but I couldn't go on without you.

    3. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Wrath of Margie Whipple we’ll go into that long good-night together, riding majestic steads into oblivion my brother 

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Go we shall but not gently! Let's flush this bitch!

  4. Wtf has happened haha. The flushing fish thing was...a joke. I didn’t actually cry into a halo book either but 

    1. Patient #48273

      Patient #48273

      You can't make jokes like that in the presence of sociopaths. They don't understand the nuances.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Patient #48273 the nuances just don’t quite  translate over the keyboard. Unless...have...have I become schrodingers douchebag ? Comment backfired = joke.

       

      ..you live long enough to become the villain

  5. Even Grandma? I better call her.

    I see it as they simply became one with the force. Ice becomes water, water becomes vapour, vapour becomes water which freezes and becomes ice. So what is it, really? We are all the same thing  and I love u.

  6. A book about the unspeakable love that is shared by a kid and his dog? What could go wrong...

  7. Only real men shed tears at Halo. I've read multiple lore books on the fucking games to get my fill... and cried some more

    1. blink182.net - Jan

      blink182.net - Jan

      The damn flood man

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Jan - Unofficial Moderator- It's still reaaaaal to me dammit

  8. Shake and bake my nuts Speedo, you big NASCAR Master Chief

  9. Getting teabagged is a great honour. I would back forum Halo to the hilt

  10. The Silent Cartographer, like with the beach landing at the start? The GOATTTT

  11. I fucking wish brah, it's actually a quote from the game itself

  12. Eat my shorts then

  13. When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      The first time I played Halo was also the first time I got too stoned. My friends put it on to calm me down and it was glorious in it's majesty.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kaksteist Kuuddamnnn, what a time to explore a giant alien ring. Stoned with the Master Chief, it doesn't get better

  14. Hahaha - I find his drunken pronunciation so charming.

    Eyyyyeurhs ur olllliday, yope yu ejoyyyed this tyhme

  15. I'm me. Me be. Goddamn. I am. I can. Sing and. Hear me. Know me.

  16. Ahahah oh GOD.  That was only a Sopranos quote, what have I done...

  17. Do you blow your father with that mouth?

  18. If you believe, they put a man on the moon...

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's my second favorite REM song.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedooooo, first being what my good man?

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      It's the end of the world as we know it!

  19. I ate all the OG members. They tasted like mothballs 

  20. I'm sure I'll hear from you through them, there's no concession

  21. Shit man, I've been AFK. I had doritos in my keyboard, we're all good now. Everything's fine here...how're you?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You were missed!

  22. Sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons

  23. The noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man. Embiggens

  24. Crevice is such a good word.

    Crevice 

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