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Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

Wtf has happened haha. The flushing fish thing was...a joke. I didn’t actually cry into a halo book either but 

Jan...sorry to hear about your fish but, that’s what toilets are for

Even Grandma? I better call her.

I see it as they simply became one with the force. Ice becomes water, water becomes vapour, vapour becomes water which freezes and becomes ice. So what is it, really? We are all the same thing  and I love u.

A book about the unspeakable love that is shared by a kid and his dog? What could go wrong...

Only real men shed tears at Halo. I've read multiple lore books on the fucking games to get my fill... and cried some more

Shake and bake my nuts Speedo, you big NASCAR Master Chief

Getting teabagged is a great honour. I would back forum Halo to the hilt

The Silent Cartographer, like with the beach landing at the start? The GOATTTT

I fucking wish brah, it's actually a quote from the game itself

Eat my shorts then

When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?

Hahaha - I find his drunken pronunciation so charming.

Eyyyyeurhs ur olllliday, yope yu ejoyyyed this tyhme

I'm me. Me be. Goddamn. I am. I can. Sing and. Hear me. Know me.

Ahahah oh GOD.  That was only a Sopranos quote, what have I done...

Do you blow your father with that mouth?

If you believe, they put a man on the moon...

I ate all the OG members. They tasted like mothballs 

I'm sure I'll hear from you through them, there's no concession

Shit man, I've been AFK. I had doritos in my keyboard, we're all good now. Everything's fine here...how're you?

Sometimes I'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons

The noblest spirit embiggens the smallest man. Embiggens

Crevice is such a good word.

Crevice 

If you like pina colada

and getting caught in the rain 

I'll bring home the bacon bits, we'll make our parents grandparents