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Hey, guys!
I accidentally saw some shit on youtube and it's fucked me up.
I am fucking bored to fuck.
I am Mattman.
I care about both!
I didn't actually shit my pants.
I do too!
I don’t separate my laundry by whites and colored, that’s how NOT racist I am.
I have a pretty penis, if anyone wants an early present.
I have a surprise!
I have big balls!
I have had too much coffee.
I have not had enough coffee.
I have shit my pants.
I have the weirdest gas this afternoon. My butthole is speaking in tongues.
I have to poop.
I love hector
I made a garden salad for dinner, it was okay.
I must confess, I still believe ...
I stole it from a meme I saw!
I suppose it could be “feigning” as well. I wish you wouldn’t force people into guessing games to figure out what the hell you’re talking about, Janet.
I want waffles.
Hurt - oh oh
wut brand?
I was thinking of getting a bagel this morning.
_Bagel
I approve this message. Lather that thing in Lurpak!
I'll take you out for breakfast at night and then we'll go to sleep.
I knew you would back that
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.
Low Value Boy
You suck.
Speedo
I wish you would.