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Status Updates posted by Speedo

  1. Vote for Ghent/Speedo BotBM 2017!!!

  2. We said “don’t let the door hit your ass”!

    1. _Bagel
    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Relax, guy. It’ll be fine.

  3. We've been eating too much fast food lately, my body is revolting. 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      My body is both fighting against my shitty diet and gross to look at.

  4. Well, he doesn't have a choice ... wouldn't want to disappoint his fan.

  5. What?! I didn't do anything!

  6. What's the locale of this low-cal calzone zone?

  7. Wouldn't you like to know?

    1. Ghent

      Ghent

      Yes I'd like to know why you texted Clarke's girlfriend

    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      I'd like to know how I got her number first!

  8. Wubba Lubba dub dub, bitches.

  9. You guys remember that refrigerator raider commercial? 

  10. You guys wanna see my vagina?

  11. You people are fucking gross.

  12. You people need to learn how to let jokes breathe.

  13. You try to be helpful ...

  14. You're a special girl, you're not like my grandma 'cause she dead and you're not.

  15. You've never seen your neighbors take a dump. Boom, Matrix.

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Seems like the realization about the groceries really got to you? Din't it?

    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      This was a month ago, Jan. Get yourself together, you fucking embarrassment.

    3. Hurt - oh oh
  16. Congratulations, Oliver!

  17. It means culture has gone to shit.

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