Speedo

Everyone loves Pizza but Feeling_Kids was trying to give you his Italian sausage.

Ghent's in his 30s.

Stay. Good, boy!

Stay sexy.

Good one! 

Ghent always gets my references. #teamdad

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily-dee. 

Can you guys please promise to play nice while I'm working? When I get back I'll take you bastards out for ice cream. 

They do and you're one of them. 

Jan is a penis wrinkle.

To the zoo and I'm driving! Everyone on the shortbus, now!

My Uber driver today was Quincy, he's covered in prison tats but he was a solid dude and riffed with the best of 'em! 5 stars and a high tip for you, Quincy!

They didn't even stick around long enough to answer you, Kay!

I've seen it, it's quite nice.

I didn't actually shit my pants.

I have shit my pants.

Just a friendly reminder that violence is frowned upon here. Please do not hit ghent.

Hey, Davey, Kay would like you to please try using the PM.

I am Mattman.

I'm not the hero this place deserves, I'm the hero this place needs.

Pedophiles are not good for society.

Sure. Why not.

I accidentally saw some shit on youtube and it's fucked me up.