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  1. Speedo

    Man, Ghent sure does want me badly!

  2. Speedo

    Max says everybody’s angry …

  3. Speedo

    My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

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    2. Ghent

      Ghent

      Tablespoons mixed with water

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      I started last night, feeling a little bloated today but not bad. I assume that’ll go away once my system gets better.

    4. Ghent

      Ghent

      Took me a couple weeks to adjust. The diarrhea started to cluster into orange metamucil clumps, like a metamorphosis into a real turd  lol

  4. Speedo

    My loneliness is killing me ...

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      It's Britney bitch!!!

  5. Speedo

    My Uber driver today was Quincy, he's covered in prison tats but he was a solid dude and riffed with the best of 'em! 5 stars and a high tip for you, Quincy!

  6. Speedo

    Niku deleted my Julian reminder that Niku pm'd him about this weekend. Rude!

  7. Speedo

    No, that's not correct.

    The answer is "they both finger minors".

  8. Speedo

    No! The world needs to know!

  9. Speedo

    Of course you'd pick the profile with the 12 year old girl in the photo.

    1. Feeling_This_1

      Feeling_This_1

      I assumed it was a man based on the epic name ..she looks like an old hag in the pic though. 

    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Wow! So, 12 is too old for you?

  10. Speedo

    Okay, Kyle, quiet time is over.

  11. Speedo

    Pedophiles are not good for society.

  12. Speedo

    Pickles.

  13. Speedo

    Probably in jail for kiddie porn.

  14. Speedo

    Raycon earbuds suck dick.

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    2. Speedo

      Speedo

      Are you talking directly to me or is this a sort of general wisdom you're sharing?

    3. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      General wisdom in which you should be following frequently.

    4. Speedo

      Speedo

      Appreciate you.

  15. Speedo

    RIP Tom Petty

  16. Speedo

    Royal the Fuck Family!

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      You should never fuck your family ! Good rule to live by 

  17. Speedo

    Royal: Fuck the family

  18. Speedo

    S-s-s-s K-k-k-k E-e-e-e L-l-l-l E-e-e-e Ton-ton-ton-ton Dance

    Doo doo doo da doo doo

  19. Speedo

    Said the victims ...

  20. Speedo

    Say you love me

  21. Speedo

    Says a lot about my balls and how big they are.

  22. Speedo

    Shave that fucking beard, bagel! 

  23. Speedo

    She's legal, feeling_kids.

  24. Speedo

    Shut up, Kyle. It's quiet time.

  25. Speedo

    Sir, how much have you had to drink this evening?

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