Speedo

Someone call interpol, I'm on the loose!

Speedo Tips #1: Do not call your grandma "sugartits".

Speedo Tips #2: All dicks may be beautiful but that doesn't make them useful.

Stay sexy.

Stay. Good, boy!

Stop gaslighting my nuance!

Stuff.

Sure. Why not.

Tag Team back again, check it, direct it, let's begin ...

Thanks to @Speedo for being sexy and a good listener.

That's too god damn far, Oliver!

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. 

The wording you’re looking for is “fiending”, Jan, you fucking idiot.

There was a second reason to that! I was horny.

There’s a guy named Fred and he’s got a pair of slacks.
Oooh Fred’s got slacks!

They didn't even stick around long enough to answer you, Kay!

They do and you're one of them. 

They fucking die, Bagel ... they die and he loved them so much and you know what? They loved him even more! Everything you ever love will die!

This conversation makes me want to flush fish. Dead, alive, healthy, sick, it's whatever.

This isn't Facebook, Neal.

To be or not to be?

To the zoo and I'm driving! Everyone on the shortbus, now!

Today I gambled on a fart and lost.

Tom has sex with guys ...

Try some different notes, Jan.