Speedo

Bagel meltdown, #1. 

Bagel meltdown, #1. 

Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

Omar comin’ yo - RIP 

I bear more grudges, than lonely high court judges 

Woah - how about you watch your profanity?

Assthenia is the worst song on Untitled. Change my mind. Interlude doesn't count

Assthenia is the worst song on Untitled. Change my mind. Interlude doesn't count

I don’t mind, stealing bread - from the mouth of decadence 

I don’t mind, stealing bread - from the mouth of decadence 

I could do with a fan…by my bed. It’s hot here 

Jan tip #3,127:  No one asked for Speedo tips.

Your body isn’t that revolting Speedo…

We've been eating too much fast food lately, my body is revolting. 

Speedo- I would take a peak.

Speedo- I would take a peak.

Your way to beautifuuuuul girls, that’s why it would never work

they have you suiciiiidal, suiciiidal when they say it’s ovaaaa

Working fine for me, what's up?

Working fine for me, what's up?

Krampus still sucks 

There are no good fruit scents.

There are no good fruit scents.

I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

I have a grape scented slammer that smells exactly the same as it did 25 years ago. Not up for trade, sorry

I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me