Speedo

I don’t mind, stealing bread - from the mouth of decadence 

I could do with a fan…by my bed. It’s hot here 

Jan tip #3,127:  No one asked for Speedo tips.

Your body isn’t that revolting Speedo…

We've been eating too much fast food lately, my body is revolting. 

Speedo- I would take a peak.

Speedo- I would take a peak.

Your way to beautifuuuuul girls, that’s why it would never work

they have you suiciiiidal, suiciiidal when they say it’s ovaaaa

Working fine for me, what's up?

Working fine for me, what's up?

Krampus still sucks 

There are no good fruit scents.

There are no good fruit scents.

I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

I have a grape scented slammer that smells exactly the same as it did 25 years ago. Not up for trade, sorry

I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me

To be or not to be?

Also RIP to your fish Jan, the little fella is swimming majestically in the big fish bowl in the sky

Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

Fish are friends, not food. I’ve seen Finding Nemo ffs

Speaking of death. One of my little fish has been laying at the bottom gasping the past 3 days. I don't have the guts to just kill it, but I probably should right?

Speaking of death. One of my little fish has been laying at the bottom gasping the past 3 days. I don't have the guts to just kill it, but I probably should right?

Speaking of death. One of my little fish has been laying at the bottom gasping the past 3 days. I don't have the guts to just kill it, but I probably should right?

Speaking of death. One of my little fish has been laying at the bottom gasping the past 3 days. I don't have the guts to just kill it, but I probably should right?