Speedo

I'm Batman.

I'm calling everyone a coward now!

I'm gay, so what?! Don't judge my butt!

I'm gonna start an OnlyFans. How much would you guys pay to see my butthole?

I'm not into yoga and I have half a brain!

I'm not the hero this place deserves, I'm the hero this place needs.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, deedily-dee. 

I've never seen that username before in my life.

I've only ever cried at Where the Red Fern Grows.

I've seen it, it's quite nice.

If a new song drops in the next 24 hours, I’ll post a picture of my testicles.

If it's that or being a complete fucking short-sighted idiot then, yes, I'm a Trump supporter!

Is there anyone here who isn't an alt account of mine?

It doesn't have to stand, it can find a chair and sit. I don't care, as long as the dishes get done. 

It's how Feeling_This_1 coaxed them in the van.

It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time, it's tricky.

It’s a beautiful day.

Jan is a penis wrinkle.

Jan, you're overdoing that joke. 

Just a friendly reminder that violence is frowned upon here. Please do not hit ghent.

Just to fuck with you.

KILL WHITEY!

Kyle laughs at fat people

Let’s fucking go!

Lol!