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  1. _Bagel

    I must be losing my mind 

  2. _Bagel

    I pack heat like I’m the oven door 

  3. _Bagel

    I said a'wahwahwahwahwah 

  4. _Bagel

    I see you in the club, you showing thugs love 

  5. _Bagel

    I think I realise polls bring out the worst in me

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Even at your worst you are better than most.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedo why can’t I love react a status reply ? Anyway, love react you  beautiful specimen x x

  6. _Bagel

    I think im attached to this board, I can't remember what else I used the internet for?

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Yang Gang was Punk Rockhahah - do you ever cruise the board on your phone ? 
       

       Like I’m addicted to seeing the little red notification appear. If I have 3 or more...I feel validated and that my life has amounted to something. I would rather that than get a text from someone. What is happening . The claws are in deep 

    3. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      I used to but it gets truly exhausting trying to reply back to all the snarky comments and discussions, having to go back and fix a million grammatical errors your phone made and then questioning your use of time for fixing grammatical errors on a message board like this...also, I just sort of had a crisis about laying down and surfing my phone for hours every day after work instead of doing things, a desktop allows me to just focus on it until my back is stiff and then go do something else.  I'm with you on the notifications thing, I know there's a poster that goes back and likes all your old posts at once so you have 40 notifications, only to get furious it clutters your noti box and is all old junk (monkey wrench I think his name is), and the days when I have none I'm always confused if I just need to refresh it and feel an innate sense of loneliness if it is in fact none after.

      I hope that answers your question.

    4. Russel Coight

      Russel Coight

      I’m 95% phone browsing. It’s just easier.

  7. _Bagel

    I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It does smell delicious! 

  8. _Bagel

    I'll bring home the bacon bits, we'll make our parents grandparents

  9. _Bagel

    I'm a peeping Tom...so

    1. Bucko

      Bucko

      And I'm a Tom peeping. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Peep on my PooPooPeePee

  10. _Bagel

    I'm a shameless beta beg, apologies to my family n friends

  11. _Bagel

    I'm fucking hot, bro

  12. _Bagel

    I'm gay. So what? Don't judge...my butt

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    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Glad to hear it. I'm okay - haven't come back with much change or any epiphanies. Just tipping my toe back in to see y'know

    3. Kay

      Kay

      love you bagel buddy

    4. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Kay aw, love you too K-Dawg. Thanks for that x

  13. _Bagel

    I'm here without you babyyyy, but you're still on my lonely mind. I something something dream about you allll the time

  14. _Bagel

    I'm me. Me be. Goddamn. I am. I can. Sing and. Hear me. Know me.

  15. _Bagel

    I'm sure I'll hear from you through them, there's no concession

  16. _Bagel

    I'm trying finasteride/propecia. Will have hair but be impotent! Fair trade

  17. _Bagel

    I've won 21 Days. Wonder if they'll play it in SA...oh shit, wait

  18. _Bagel

    If you believe, they put a man on the moon...

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's my second favorite REM song.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedooooo, first being what my good man?

    3. Speedo

      Speedo

      It's the end of the world as we know it!

  19. _Bagel

    If you like pina colada

    and getting caught in the rain 

  20. _Bagel

    It's coming home, bitch

  21. _Bagel

    Jan...sorry to hear about your fish but, that’s what toilets are for

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      You are not supposed to flush fish, dead or alive.

    2. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/why-you-should-never-flush-a-fish-down-the-toilet/news-story/5ce0758bbcdd3cf80bddce9f194b6fd6

  22. _Bagel

    Jimmmaaaaaay

  23. _Bagel

    Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedohehe, the possibilities are endless. Bro Jogan. Joe Brogan. I can imagine him getting really red and angry, 'That's not my frickin' name brah!'

  24. _Bagel

    Lemming

  25. _Bagel

    Like killing cops and reading Kerouac 

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