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  1. If a new song drops in the next 24 hours, I’ll post a picture of my testicles.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Much like my testicles, a new song did not drop.

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  2. Cunt.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      “Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” and “where’s the beef?” were famous slogans here in the 80s. It’s a play on those. I’m not bad at anything, I’m an artist, you uncultured swine!

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  3. I now have my own Music PR agency 🎆

    Looking for artists to work with! 

  4. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I asked about it and this was my mom’s response:

      “Our energy bill hasn’t exceeded $120 since we got them. We pay a monthly loan payment plus an extra $75 to pay it down faster. You get a city rebate and an IRS rebate that equals about $9k of Im remembering right. We used the rebates to pay down our loan. I think we owe less than $10k on a $30k loan now. I think the thing that helped us most was new ac and roof plus the UV window screens we installed. And remember there are other charges like gas that are in our CPS bill.”

      To me it doesn’t seem all that worth it but they seem to feel alright about it.

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  5. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
  6. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I’ll ask for you. I do know that my parent’s was damaged in a recent hail storm and it’s being covered by insurance with the rest of the roof and being replaced.

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  7. Does anyone here have solar panels on their roof?
    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      My parents do, I can probably get information if you have some questions.

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  8. Clarke is still probably farting out little Olivers this morning

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Probably thinks chocolate semen comes from black people too!

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  9. Clarke is still probably farting out little Olivers this morning

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      He’ll never get the stain out of those Spider-Man undies.

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  10. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I started last night, feeling a little bloated today but not bad. I assume that’ll go away once my system gets better.

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  11. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

  12. My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      I have a giant container of Benefiber that I’ve never used. I always thought it would cause worse shits.

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  13. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Bagel rage quit because we didn’t take Clarke’s rape story seriously.

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  14. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

  15. Imagine putting in almost a decade here only to die at the defense of.....Clarke

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Bagel was here for almost a decade?!

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  16. We said “don’t let the door hit your ass”!

  17. I just had a bit of diarrhea, but not too bad

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Hey, we’ve all been there. I hope it stays mild, let me know if you need anything.

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  18. Seeing Goo Goo Dolls live tonight. Now that’s being the King of the Weekend 👑

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Dude … Naked, Long Way Down, So Long, & Ain’t That Unusual … I need to revisit that album.

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  19. Seeing Goo Goo Dolls live tonight. Now that’s being the King of the Weekend 👑

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      How’d this go? A Boy Named Goo is one of my favorite albums and the first CD I ever bought, but never got the chance to see them live.

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  20. On this day, 8/23/2022, we found out more than one person likes the band Gaslight Anthem.  Mark it down.

  21. You've never seen your neighbors take a dump. Boom, Matrix.

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      This was a month ago, Jan. Get yourself together, you fucking embarrassment.

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  22. Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

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  23. I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

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