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Giraffes are tall.
Turtles are gay.
Come to Burger King and have it your way.
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It was a poem and I spoke from the heart you son of a bitch!
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Also, nice haiku.
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^sarcasm
your haiku sucks
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If a new song drops in the next 24 hours, I’ll post a picture of my testicles.
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Just do it anyway
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Hype Level 10 for your sack
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Coward
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Cunt.
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Where’s the cunt?
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Why are you so bad at this?
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“Beef, it’s what’s for dinner” and “where’s the beef?” were famous slogans here in the 80s. It’s a play on those. I’m not bad at anything, I’m an artist, you uncultured swine!
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My guts are bubbling hard today … future is looking pretty fucking bleak right now.
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Tablespoons mixed with water
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I started last night, feeling a little bloated today but not bad. I assume that’ll go away once my system gets better.
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Took me a couple weeks to adjust. The diarrhea started to cluster into orange metamucil clumps, like a metamorphosis into a real turd lol
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