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  1. _Bagel

    I have explosive food poisoning, ndoy 

    1. Thibaut182

      Thibaut182

      No!!!! Hope that you will recover as quick as possible my English mate!

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Thibaut182thanks brother, I may cut out meat for good now

  2. _Bagel

    I have incurred his wrath. Shat in a pair of lucky boxers today, too

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It happens to the best of us. You rest your pretty little head and get better.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @SpeedoI've missed us flirting. Thanks darling xx

  3. _Bagel

    Joe Rogaine going down. This is the way

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You probably should have used “Joe Bro-gan”.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Speedohehe, the possibilities are endless. Bro Jogan. Joe Brogan. I can imagine him getting really red and angry, 'That's not my frickin' name brah!'

  4. _Bagel

    I'm a peeping Tom...so

    1. Bucko

      Bucko

      And I'm a Tom peeping. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      Peep on my PooPooPeePee

  5. _Bagel

    I am the Zodiac Killer

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      Bro.

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Funko Pop Salesman_182Brodiac?

  6. _Bagel

    How's your weekend, Casey?

    1. Worst poster here

      Worst poster here

      Fiancé got diagnosed with breast cancer, so not great. It’s hard to be royalty on the weekend when life throws these curveballs, one can say we’ve lost our minds in a downward spiral. Our time’s coming, though. It’ll be alright as we are Kings (and Queens) of the weekend. 

    2. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @King of the WeekendJesus. That's awful, I'm sorry man as I know you've been through the ringer. She will kick its ass into the stratosphere. Cancer fucked up with this one. 

  7. _Bagel

    I would trade one grape scented pog for access to your grape scented butthole 

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      It does smell delicious! 

  8. _Bagel

    yo...I miss my man @Depf

    1. _Bagel

      _Bagel

      @Depfdid you make round 2? I simped out. How was it? 
       

      I’ll get my love egg collection sorted in order of diameter 

  9. _Bagel

    David Kennedy the kind of guy to pee sitting down 

    1. Hurt - oh oh

      Hurt - oh oh

      and poops standing up, if I'm not mistaken.

  10. _Bagel

    A broken man, a Frankenstein 

    1. Noble

      Noble

      boy

  11. _Bagel

    Your body isn’t that revolting Speedo…

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Is it a wonderland? 

  12. _Bagel

    Woah - how about you watch your profanity?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      Fuck the fucking fucked up fucks. Those fucked up fuck ups fucking suck. Told you once, you stupid cunts, you fucked up fuck ups are fucked up.

       

  13. _Bagel

    There’s idiots abound and they’re all fucking RACIST

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      That's no way to talk about the Pakis.

  14. _Bagel

    Shit man, I've been AFK. I had doritos in my keyboard, we're all good now. Everything's fine here...how're you?

    1. Speedo

      Speedo

      You were missed!

  15. _Bagel

    Speedo does have a Rick n Morty tattoo

  16. _Bagel

    Eat my shorts then

  17. _Bagel

    I said a'wahwahwahwahwah 

  18. _Bagel

    I fucking wish brah, it's actually a quote from the game itself

  19. _Bagel

    The Silent Cartographer, like with the beach landing at the start? The GOATTTT

  20. _Bagel

    Boycott the Donald thread and the World Cup

  21. _Bagel

    Getting teabagged is a great honour. I would back forum Halo to the hilt

  22. _Bagel

    Shake and bake my nuts Speedo, you big NASCAR Master Chief

  23. _Bagel

    I'm fucking hot, bro

  24. _Bagel

    A book about the unspeakable love that is shared by a kid and his dog? What could go wrong...

  25. _Bagel

    Red rain is falling down, red raaaain

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